Recent content by the-darkness

The Waterhazard level in Half Life 2 was terrible in an otherwise outstanding game. And the part in Uncharted where you drive that boat thing up river. They expect me to drive, dodge exploding barrels that kill me instantly and shoot bad guys at the same time?! Preposterous!

Army of Two. Thankfully, the mad fun when playing co-op, the upgradable weapons and the DLC that added two more levels kind of blinded me from the fact that the game wasn't worth 69.99 ?. Still fun, though.

Solving every riddle and finding every single Riddler trophy and unmasking the Spirit of Amadeus Arkham in Batman. I was so satisfied with myself nothing could ruin it.

I would like Yahtzee to review Borderlands, DJ Hero and Avatar. Oh sorry, it's James Cameron's Avatar: The Video Game.

GOTD: I'd say Call of Duty 4 GOTY: Modern Warfare 2

Why is the poll so shit? Where's Watchmen, District 9 and Inglorious Basterds? At least you've got The Hangover up there. Anyway, my MOTY goes to Watchmen, honorable mentions go to every other movie I brought up in this post.

In my book, there should be as little horror as possible cos I don't want the game distracting with cheap-o-scares. I just wanna shoot/beat/cut/burn/blow up some damn zombies. And not being too worried about ammo, lots and lots of zombies, lots of guns and other violent things and lots and lots...

Morons who shout into their microphones really loud. I know you can mute 'em but it's really fucking annoying before you do. And the worst part is, either they're 7 year olds who swear cos they think it's cool, or it's when there's really loud background noise. Sometimes I'm like 'WTF is going...

Aren't PS3 games supposed to be region free? That's what I read in The Secret PS3 User Manual that came with an issue of PSM3 a while ago.

I don't get in a sticky situation unless there's a sticky mess to clean up. Sorry mate.

Possibly the new Army of Two game. Or Dante's Inferno or something.

It's nothing serious but I can't stop thinking about it so I decided to tell you people about it. Alright, here goes. So my dad is going to America in early January (really early) and that gives me a good opronunity to give him a list of 2 games I want , give him money for 1 and let him buy...

Being stuck in a movie theatre and waiting for a greatly anticipated movie to begin. Just waiting and waiting... and I've got an unlimited amount of popcorn and no drinks. And I can't stop eating the popcorn. And I can't get up to get some drinks cos I keep thinking the movie's gonna start any...

I would take the gun from Painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning (zomg) and take it to RF: Gorilla. ''Stop or we will kill you!! Aaah! Pee peew peew! Bkrhhkrhrkh! AAAAAAAAOMGWTFAAAAAAAAA!''

You guys don't know nothin' about nothin'. K? Bioshock has the best fucking intro in the history of fucking intros! BITCHIZ! I can't embed this shit from Youtube for some reason, so here's a linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgDEh3UN404