Recent content by The Inconsistant Cookie

Lord of the Rings, no doubt about it. To this day it stands as a beautiful novel, carefully crafted by Tolkien and the film adaptation - though diluting some of the metaphors, story and descriptive narrative - stands as a very good film. Now don't get me wrong, Star Wars is a brilliant series...

Snipers. Snipers. Snipers. SNIPERS! Nothing in a game annoys me more than a Sniper, doesn't matter if they're good or bad they just irritate me to the point of rage quitting. It's just the idea of not being able to fight back except going Sniper to counter them (Which I cannot do due to lack...

The Holy Ban-grenade of Antioch, what else?

High School Musical. Yes, it was our reward at school for finishing the exams, I never want to relive it again. Our teacher was one sick, demented being with twisted perceptions...

Yup, it's begun. The cavalcade of art games that will slowly take over the market for the sake of being pretentious. The end is nigh! Ok, enough doomsaying, but this seems pretty pointless, and given the fact this is gaming, it's done well. Great for a prank though.

Atleast the Escapist still has some sense, most of the WoW forums just keep recycling the "WAAAAAAAGHHH WE DUN WANT TAUREN PALADINS AND CHANGE WAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH." argument. I agree with the previous comments, Cataclysm looks like it will bring some new flavour to the old zones, aswell as...

Hate all the acidic stuff, it's like someone decided to attack my tongue with a welding tourch. And that's even before I consider my allergic reaction to it. Imagine this: 1) A head ache. 2) A moderate feeling of death. 3) Three days of diarrhoea. 4) Five days without the ability to eat...

Science, thou hath forsaken me... I had no idea! *Break down sobbing*

Well, aside being put into the retard classes after I transferred school, and them taking an ENTIRE year to realise I possesed half a brain, nothing too bad has happened to me... Yet.

Ugh... *Uses funny smelling rag on PETA* Sorry everyone, some vegeterians can't keep to themselves, just give the rest of us a bad name.

*Sigh* Valve, Valve, Valve. Why must you waste time on such arbitrary systems when you can take a very basic plot point of, I don't know... NOT DOING IT. Oh well, this is what makes Valve so good, yet so frustrating.

*BOOP BOOP PRENTENTIOUS METER AT CRITICAL LEVEL!* I believe this is one of the first signs of gaming apocylpse; when someone sacrifices the core elements of a game for an artistic message. He really is the gaming equivilent of Jackson Pollock, a true follower of the "this is art, and if you...

Hmmm, I never really saw Wallace and Gromit as an adventure game. Most games based of children's programmes (well hardly children, it's Wallace and Gromit) as platformers, but it's good to see a ompany deviating from the same "slap the models in and a few obstacles". On a completely unrelated...

I have to HAND it to you, this episode was very good.

Wha... Wha.... *Applies rose-tinted goggles* But Dungeon Keeper is my childhood, ah the memories. Shameless fanboyism and hypocricy aside, Turok. If it didn't exist, I could of got a better game for Christmas.