Recent content by The Thinker

I'm going to go with the band Streetlight Manifesto, the four albums being The Hands that Thieve was super neat as well, but you only asked for four. I chose Streetlight Manifesto because are they not only my favorite band, they're also the only band I've ever bothered to learn four...

Many men are attracted to women that aren't attracted them (see: the Friend Zone). Lesbians are just twice that.

Three words: Robot. Sex. Army. I think a human-imitating robot would probably fall into the uncanny valley, though. Best to make them humanoid but also styled and roboty.

Of course I'd date a transsexual! I'd date pretty much anyone, because my MASSIVELY POWERFUL HETEROSEXUALITY can turn ALMOST-LITERALLY ANYONE into a SMOKING-HOT NATURAL 10 WOMAN! OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED! (Sorry about the caps-lock. My hetero-powers are run off them.) I sure hope this...

On the lady I'm fighting for the honor of. Duh. Also, "in free-fall" sounds cool.

I agree. The game doesn't even need to have any time-travel shtick, in my opinion; the rewind would just be there instead of a health meter or what-have-you.

All right, you guys are all ragging on humans for being war-like and mean. Stop it! Some of my best friends are human! And, as far as I know, none of them have ever gotten into a war with anyone, let alone an alien species! My answer: I'm going to assume, to be difficult, that by "we" you...

Some people carry around crosses on their necklaces like it'll save their life or something. I don't get it. Maybe if you live near vampires? Zing!

And, as any school child could tell you, the Illuminati is run by Martians living in Atlantis. Geez. It's like talking to a toddler...

Pssh. You probably think the moon landing wasn't faked by Martians living in Atlantis, either. Trust me, the Escapist just doesn't want sensitive information like that getting out there.

Ben Reilly. What? Captain Pancake was warned for saying that?! Shit! I've got to go underground now. Bye Escapist, it's been fun.

And here I thought that "the other side of girls only date jerks" would be about how jerks only date girls. Boy, was I sure wrong.

Negative amounts of time. [http://unmanned.molleindustria.org/] Funny enough, I think I may have found out about that game from this website...

But can it conjure up stolen data tapes? Or give you clairvoyance to find the rebel's hidden fortress? I think not. I'mma go with... whatever Adventure Time runs on. Must be great.

Mister Science Man strolled into the facility in a completely brilliant and unique way that I would type if I had bothered to read the past pages and learn what, in fact, the facility was. Suffice it to say, he was then within the facility, to the extent that the facility would allow him to be...