Recent content by TheAngryKoala

Dead to Rights: Retribution : "Then the player is transferred into another dimension where Pain is God and Jack Slate is Pope."

Two Worlds II "And by the way, this game has the loudest lock-pick mechanism ever. Seriously, its like someone is cocking a shotgun trying to intimidate a tumble dryer full of ball bearings"

"Since Batman is the most capable fictional character before Jesus *OOH EDGY*"

Dead to Rights:Retribution "This is just Dead to Rights really. Really, really, really... dumb." (or something along those lines)

From Demon's Souls: "I mean, bread goes hard if you leave it on the sideboard but its hardly an improvement" And from the Wii Sports Resort: "They need to make way for new innovations; such as a controller made out of... fruit." (Couldn't remember exactly how it went)

I loved the analogy of America being a fat teenage girl writing fics of having sex with the eastern European neighbour in Call of Duty Black Ops.

And my other one: "There, there baby. It doesn't matter you're a ten thumbed cripple who literally can't fight to save your life, now let's just tuck you into beddy bye's" From Too Human Review.

My all time favourite has to be from the Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood review when he said "I have a lot in common with the wild west; I wear an old fashioned hat, I once a ate a horse... and I never wash." That made me laugh for the entire day :)

Like almost everyone here, Zero Punctuation.Yahtzee truly embodies the meaning of the word "motor-mouth" in my opinion. And he's got a sweet hat to boot :)

I'm surprised no-one's said Grim Fandango yet... So I will :D It was awesome even though I played like what, 5 years after it came out? I loved it nevertheless :)

I agree with you, I saddens me that the Disney character was kind of cast aside for the androgynous teenage cast of the FFX series.

The ball didn't so much hurt him, more scare the living crap out of him and causing him to sort of 'Head' the ball of socks in the washing basket. So it was more of a team effort :)

Just today I was sitting at home with a rolled-up ball of socks I've been fidgeting with the past hour and been promising myself to put in the washing basket which was roughly 10 meters away from me. because I couldn't be bothered to get up, I just threw it across the room and hoped for the...

Either XboxAhoy or Pyrotoz. I think they're one of the finest example of British Gamers who are calm and collected yet very entertaining.

My absolute gaming Passion has to be for Oblivion. I've missed dates, skipped nights out and turned down parties for that game. I've never been so socially drained yet so immersed in a game.