What is your favourite quote/analogy/quips from Yahtzee?

[MajWound]

From the Valkyria Chronicles review:

"There was this one guy, a sniper, looked like he was suffering from reverse aging and he just felt his testicles being absorbed into his body, seemed to hit maybe one out of every ten shots. And every time I brought him along, the enemy would always aim for him first. It was uncanny. It was like he was so dense that his gravitational pull sucked every passing bullet right into his face."

Doubly funny with the visual of the sniper shooting a bullet that does a U-turn away from the enemy. I was dying of laughter.

 

[Whateveralot]

Probably the intro of his minecraft review. Mostly because of the cheesy way he says it.

"Oh goody! I can get back inside and keep playing MINECRAFT"

 

[Inkidu]

I like the one that goes more or less.

JRPGs have always had the story and gameplay separated by a wrought-iron gate... made of tigers!

Also, triple-c***ed hooker. That is all.

 

[HKFortyRevan]

"And if not liking this shit makes me stupid then call me Retard McSpackyPants." - from his Witcher 1 review. Probably made me laugh the hardest of all his jokes, partly because I agree with him in the point he's making.

"If you can imagine LittleBigPlanet knocking up The Lost Vikings then the internet has clearly desensetised you to retarded sexualisation" - From the end of his Trine review (I think) is another good one.

The "What fucking bullshit!" being subtitled as "What arbitrary silliness!" in his Halo Wars review also makes me chuckle.

 

[Comando96]

Well I have simple tastes when it comes to this.

I have the\/\/\/ tag for a reason.

Spoiler: Swearing... yeah the worst word you can have

Triple Cunted Hooker.

 

[Liudeius]

I can't think of any specific quotes, but the "Triple C***** Hooker" badge is quite funny.

And I have the greek letter delta in my Captcha, thank you.

 

[Liudeius]

I can't think of any specific quotes, but the "Triple C***** Hooker" badge is quite funny.

And I have the greek letter delta in my Captcha, thank you.

 

[I Have No Idea]

THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH

I was in tears when he said that

 

[SpireOfFire]

STONKING GREAT TITS!!!

 

[VGC USpartan VS]

"Capcom aren't bad people, they're just idiots!"

It's funny cause it's true!

 

[Arrzarr]

the one and only: "Like an excitable dog in a paddling pool full of disembodied breasts, don't think too much of that analogy, I certainly didn't"

 

[Blue2]

I can't remember how it goes or where it was, but I'll give it a try

"When you put your dick in a chocolate cake and offered it to me, I will sill not eat it because you put your dick in it!"

 

[otakon17]

F%^Ing Hell did anyone see THAT?! I am squirting Machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a MAN!

Damn it, NINJA'D! Okay, okay.... Oh! How about:

"I felt the best way to review Demon's Soul's was to simply describe my entire experience. FUCK YOU Demon's Soul's!"

 

[Kingme18]

"It shoots shurikens and lightning, it could only be more awesome it had tits and was on fire"

Which one is that from?

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"It shoots shurikens and lightning, it could only be more awesome it had tits and was on fire"

Which one is that from?

Painkiller review, its an old one, like page 9 or 10

 

[RazgrizInferno]

"In short, No. In long, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

 

[Ldude893]

Something in the lines of the following:
"As the friend of the inventor of the helicopter made entirely out of human feces once said: 'THIS S*** WILL NOT FLY.'"

 

[TheAngryKoala]

From Demon's Souls:

"I mean, bread goes hard if you leave it on the sideboard but its hardly an improvement"

And from the Wii Sports Resort:

"They need to make way for new innovations; such as a controller made out of... fruit."
(Couldn't remember exactly how it went)

 

[CrashBang]

"You can spend all day convincing people that it's a really good cake but that doesn't matter because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I forget which review but,
"Don't play this game. This game is bad. Fucking fucking fucking fucking bad bad bad bad don't don't don't dont' PLAY IT!"

Also I love when he makes up similies that use puns. The "right hand" joke, for example.
("Well it's sort of like my hand on a Saturday night. Hows that, you ask? It BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!")