Recent content by Thorenus

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Holier-than-thou paragon Shepard.

I nuked an entire city and sold small, cute children into slavery in Fallout 3. I sacrificed hundreds of thousands of common soldiers and exterminated entire provinces just for the sake of conquest and personal glory. I mowed down more conscripted suckers than I can imagine in FPS games. I...

Why, that sounds almost exactly like how an awful lot of religous texts are written! Seriously though, you can interpret a huge number of stories like this, from soap opera's to 'heathen' epics like Beowulf or the Aeneid. (And before people start raging: that first bit was a joke of...

Some quotes from Television Tropes.com: "Seeing which way the tide seemed to be turning, the king of Spain also declared war on Britain, and the Dutch - the second-biggest commercial power after Britain - started to bankroll the French and the British-American rebels. The colonies were now...

Literary criticism is not read and good literature can be perfectly enjoyed without having majored in English. That is why literature departments get minimum government funding and most graduates end up teaching or flipping burgers.

Super Mario is a better love story than anything Harlequin ever published. If I want to be braindead, I'll go drink some detergent and watch Days of our Lives, season 95 whilst smashing my head with a brick.

This one is beautiful.

They're like gay people to me in the sense that they were simply born that way and that's okay (though I'd honestly rather have a gay child than an FTM). I can't imagine me having a relationship with one though. I like vagina's too much.

I've always based my conception of vampires on Interview with the Vampire. The vampires in this series are so well-rounded. They're not simply mindless, immoral killing machines, but human beings 'blessed' with a terrible curse. Some lose their minds over time and become completely immoral...