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    Non Lethal Lethal Takedowns

    I thought it was the result of a goat giving his hair a curious lick mid-way through being catapulted into the sky. It's not that clear, is it?
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    Hard Questions

    Really, considering they drew they're not really in any position to complain....
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    ATI CARD ROUNDUP

    That's a burn you can normally only get from a card that's "meant" to be running at 95 degrees Celsius!
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    Darkest Dungeon Preview - That Escalated Quickly

    Christ, how is this even an 'ethics' disclosure? Disclosure: this person paid money to the company that made the game. Dis-polosion [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljS7UlMWG8Q]: Just like every time we have to buy a copy of the game because the developers didn't give us a free reviewer's...
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    Ad Spot

    May I be the 12,000,000,000th person in this thread to ask what this is referring to?
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    Zero Punctuation: Sunset Overdrive - Trying Too Hard?

    Blimey, between this and Sacred 3, it seems there is no quicker or Easier way of earning Yahtzee's Ire than making an unfunny "comedy" game.
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    The Big Picture: Don't Censor Me!

    How dare bob put his own opinions into his videos! That's....like, the opposite of objective ethics! Come on, fellow game journalist exposer, let's pull his adverts! *tips fedora off into sunset*
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    All-Female Ghostbusters Reboot Officially Happening

    Awwww....thanks matey! <3
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    All-Female Ghostbusters Reboot Officially Happening

    Don't be silly. ThunderfootPeace Be Upon Him assures me that she's literally never played a game ever.
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    All-Female Ghostbusters Reboot Officially Happening

    Gosh-darn it! I'LL BET ANITA SARKEESIAN'S BEHIND THIS! IT'S HER KICKSTARTER!!!
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    Uncivil War: Alien: Isolation - Who Can Live The Longest?

    I second this, it's a really good idea!
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    All-Female Ghostbusters Reboot Officially Happening

    Oh no, a "Niche" movie for the whiny vocal minority called "women" that I probably won't ever watch or hear about again! WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY FILMS LIKE THIS, FEMINISM?!?!
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    Core Gamers Mostly Male, Casual Gamers Mostly Female, Says NPD

    I'm surprised they didn't include "age" as well, as that would be a fairly important factor in what kind of games people played.
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    The Fast Track To Internet Infamy

    Pffft-didn't you hear? Her kickstarter to read off a cereal box got a lot of money! And all because she received a few whiny crybaby "harassments" and "death threats with her address included". What a whiny baby. God, I bet the whole thing's just a scam.
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    Zero Punctuation: Firefall - Proof That Jetpacks Make Everything Better?

    https://support.firefallthegame.com/entries/22478271-What-are-the-system-requirements-to-run-Firefall- Yeah, apparently that's fine. Do you know what graphics card you have? I can personally confirm that some earlier versions functioned on Intel HD 4000 graphics, but only barely. Also...