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Epic and Valve

I have a Mossberg 500c shotgun. It's mainly for home defense and skeet so I only got a 20 gauge version. I know its not as manly as the 12ga, but I can go out to the range all day and not feel like my shoulder is broken the next day! I really want a Mosin Nagant, but I want it more for the...

Marvel vs. DC (in the style of Marvel vs. Capcom 2)

I have a friend in the Navy. He's big into World of Warcraft. When I asked why he chose to play as a female character he responded, "If I have to stare at an ass all weekend, it might as well be a female ass."

my profession is Fireman. but I am also a good marksman.

This is why I am no longer a christian. The things these people believe. first its a Jewish zombie that wants your soul not your brain. Now its techno Satan chips that will bring about the end of the world. Don't get me wrong, I like the idea of love thy neighbor, but other than that the rest...

OK, I just took my baseball bat to the batting cages. I'm rubbish with it against balls (about 50% hit) but thankfully zombie heads are larger and slower moving. When I did connect, it felt solid. Not like that vibrating painful sensation you get in your arms while using an aluminum one. wood is...

thanks guys. I guess I just needed to do this as a practice run without a face first. I'll look into the programs you all posted and I appreciate the advice. thank you again.

Lost a friend today. I'm not sure how to deal with it. I don't believe in heaven or hell and I don't want to talk about it to a counselor or chaplain, but everyone says "don't bottle it up". what should I do? I just want to break down but I cant afford to do that. Please help. -R.I.P. Matt

Ok I see that everyone is singing the praises of the crowbar, (which I approve of), but I wanted to know more about the baseball bat vs cricket bat. or other sports based improvised weapons. So yes praise be to the almighty crowbar but lets save that for another time. Back to the bats!

Zombie grenade! releases a mass cloud filled with the T-virus, G-virus, Las Plagas eggs, Rage virus, and Solanum.

I live in the U.S. so its hard to find a cricket bat so I can go all Sean of the dead on some zombies, so I went and bought its American equivalent, the American wood baseball bat. but something isn't right. To me its seems that the cricket bat could stand up to more abuse and deliver a harder...

Tidus playing Final Fantasy X: "WOW! I really am a whiny little *****!"

Wait, which one? Dixie or the Bonnie blue flag? both were good. everyone knows that the war was NOT ABOUT SLAVERY right? It only became a key factor after The Emancipation Proclamation of January 1, 1863, which was made almost 2 years after the war had started.

"I live my life free of compromise, and step into the shadows without complaint or regret"