Recent content by Vandy

Like taking off a band-aid. Be honest about your feelings, respectful of her's, and accept it's going to hurt somebody but you'll both be better off in the long run.

General advice is not to stick it in the crazy, this is good advice and should be considered... BUT, I believe sticking it in the crazy is as much as a valid young mans right of passage as sneaking your first cigarette or getting way to hammered on shitty rum. So I say have fun, stick it in the...

Slutty Nurse is a great base for Silent Hill Nurse. If you know a lot of Latinos, La Llorona is a pretty freaky option... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Llorona Or you could be more artsy and go as a Calavera...

Ask it if it's up for sloppy morning after sex. Get disappointed when it say's I need to go like, right now.

Dark City, maybe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSpowoKqSzc

Hopefully having regrettable drunken sex with cute girl in Pikachu cosplay. EDIT: Scratch that, I'll be having Awesome Degenerate sex with a cute girl in Pikachu cosplay.

You should go whole hog. Lock yourself in a closet and pretend you were caught in a cave in. See how long it takes for people to notice you're missing.

Wait, your aunt is Hyacinth Bucket?

(Double post) Free candy and puppies, here.

Well, her milkshake did bring all the boys to the yard. Don't trip, just a has been trying to get noticed.

Dry Vodka Martini: 2 oz. Vodka of your choice (Don't skimp, get something nice.) A dash of dry Vermouth Ice Shaker Green Olives to garnish Martini Glass, chilled. First, put a DASH of the dry vermouth into a chilled martini glass, swirl it around the glass untill the sides are coated...

I'm listening to Flux Pavilion right now on Pandora and I LOVE it! Great to play loud on a slow work day.

Human is overrated. I wanna be a sexy robot!

OP: Holy Falkland Islands! 1982 called and said you can keep the joke, but it wants it's book back so it has something to prop it's feet up on while it watches reruns of That's Incredible!

You can pick your friends, or you can pick your ass, but you can't pick your friends ass... Or can you? Western Problems.