Recent content by VGZombie

This is what I imagine after reading these. Captain Price: "...and then I got horribly mauled by dogs and died. Wait, that didn't happen, let me start over." Gaz: "You suck at story-telling." Price: "Shut up you."

I was playing "All Ghillied Up" on CoD4 yesterday and got killed, which got me thinking: How is it possible to die in a flashback? If Captain Price died in the flashback he was telling everyone (I'm assuming), how could he be still alive?

Halo 2. I enjoyed Halo:CE a lot more. Halo 3 was okay-ish though. I personally didn't think it was terrible, but many compare it to CoD4, and Modern Warfare is much better.

All of the following at the same time: The power to lose bowel control every twelve seconds. The power to have an allergic reaction to toilets, which knocks me unconscious. The power to generate ungodly amounts of poo by inhaling oxygen. The power to fire said poo at 50 mph unwillingly.

Beat it on hard. I thought everyone knew about this game already.

I doubt it'd be street legal. @Topic: The Scarab from Halo 2. Just because it's invincible unless you disable the shields to get in. But I wouldn't be stupid enough to do that.

Uncle gave it to me. The end.

If time travel was possible in the future, then someone would have came from the future already and give us the technology in order to build it and advance civilization. Unless of course it's a go-to-the-future-and-back time machine. In that case, I don't know. If this was said already, then...

But they're chocolate zombies, who give you chocolate cake.

There is one. It's called Chuck Norris Superkicks. Anyways, Kirby. He's pink and can eat you.