Recent content by Wellby

Gordon Freeman (because that man can survive fucking anything), Garrus (Cause he's my bro), and .... I'd say Mercer but he'd probably just absorb me, so... the Dahaka (Warrior within) because he has some death to spread.

"Hey sweety... do we have to watch zombie movies every night?" "Only if you want that X4 survival bonus..." Because she knows that man is impossible to keep a hold of. Like a stallion covered in knives.

Well now that I've gotten my "first" in regards to Alyx Vance (Half Life 2) i can explain that it has more to do with a strong personality then the completely unrealistic bodily proportions that most video game women sport. Also, my second choice, Alex from Eternal Darkness. I'd just have to...

I have seen it done my good sir/miss, but on account of- DIBS ON ALYX! *shoves out of way* yeah last time there were so few choices i fell back on Ayane.... but i was young and foolish. now i can get my first pick and sound original :D

go figure. i guess some people love forklifts in ways that are beyond my comprehension.

No no, i got that... i've just gotta wonder, if somewhere out there... someone spent money that they worked for at some point to buy a forklift simulator

Allow me to step back from this whole thing. Who would actually buy this? As in pay REAL currency for the joy of moving a forklift.

You know, i never liked AWP users, but perhaps this is a bit much.

Indeed, it is strange that same sex marriage is still restricted when someone can marry wads of cotton made to look like a familiar pattern... Only a matter of time till we can marry more abstract things. Excuse me gentleman, I have to go start planning my marriage to Justice.

I usually come out as light good; because most games don't have a Chaotic Good. I usually just respond to how i'd deal with a situation. If the game feels empty though i always enjoy making an alt and burning the town down with soul rending dark magic.

Its a small perfectly round palm sized orb labeled "Throw Hard"; If you've played Paranoia you know what it is. If you haven't... then you're gonna have to learn the hard way.

Frank Castle gets killed by Wolverine's insane bisexual son (not like that premise is offensive to begin with) and is brought back as a frankenstein monster for the sake of a shitty pun... Frankencastle- OH WAIT! ... god i hate whats happening to Marvel right now. Also... Ares got offed by...

indeed! oh and i'd take a bloody lead pipe to her sonic cultist any day... that game got weird...

*said with Max Payne "gritty voice"* My life was like a train going in and out of a dark tunnel...

touche my good sir. personally I'm too busy finding those damn sonic emitters when I'm in a crack house to care for the other decorations. (bonus points to everyone who gets the reference)