Make up a Grenade.

[Kuchinawa212]

The mohawk-

nahhh

okay a grenade that would lure people because it smelled like hotcakes, and looks like hot cakes, and tastes like hotcakes. but once inside BOOM!

 

[J-Alfred]

*Throws a grenade*
IT EXPLODES
*Marijuana smoke fills room*
*Terrorist abandon hostages in search of munchies*

I'm with you.

 

[DarkPennant]

Grenade that when it detonate it creates a control implosion, that basicly leves nothing left in the balst radius.

 

[Wellby]

Its a small perfectly round palm sized orb labeled "Throw Hard"; If you've played Paranoia you know what it is. If you haven't... then you're gonna have to learn the hard way.

 

[Razavn]

How about a Cyro Thermobaric grenade...the first charge releases liquid nitrogen then after a small delay the second, larger charge goes off releasing a heat and pressure wave along with shrapnel....

 

[n00beffect]

A granade that explodes into just a little tiny toothpick that shoots off from the wall and hits you in the eye and then comes out of your ass as a shovell!!!!!!!!

Edit: As a tree! Didn't think it over from all the excitment

Edit2: As an Oak Tree!!! That's like 500 years old and has proportions 2km/4km !

make them come out the size of the moon, that would hurt some more

*pow 0_0' *

Oh yeah dude! Check this shit: A granade that when detonated shoots out 5-10 moons flying at high velocity and shit and they're just like: "BOOM!" And start rolling and crushing everything at high speed and s**t! AWESOME!

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

The 'nadegasm.

Everyone will be unable to shoot (or move at all, for that matter) because... Well... Y'know.
=D

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thus far I've got two ideas
1) the smart grenade its got a built in mic and a computer you tell the nade who or what your target are and the shrapnel only seeks out what you tell it to destroy(and or wound if you get into smart 2.0 prototypes)
2) The Hate Grenade it explodes and releases a small cloud of black smoke that makes the person/ group of people that inhale the smoke attack either themselves or the other people that inhale the smoke

 

[Treblaine]

*Snip load of anti-nade spam ideas*

mebe put that in its own thread.

good idea:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.174151-Grenade-Spam

 

[mrhappyface]

A grenade that makes other grenades explode when activated.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

The arse grenade-you chuck it, and it explodes into a cloud of tiny mechanised bugs, which swarm the target, riddle up its backside, then explode after a suitably comedic pause in which the victim runs round comicly clutching their bumcheeks

 

[Premonition]

A psych-Hitler grenade. "Oh the grenade is a dud!" "HEIL HITLER! *BANG*"

... (Nostalgia Critic reference)

 

[monkey_man]

A granade that explodes into just a little tiny toothpick that shoots off from the wall and hits you in the eye and then comes out of your ass as a shovell!!!!!!!!

Edit: As a tree! Didn't think it over from all the excitment

Edit2: As an Oak Tree!!! That's like 500 years old and has proportions 2km/4km !

make them come out the size of the moon, that would hurt some more

*pow 0_0' *

Oh yeah dude! Check this shit: A granade that when detonated shoots out 5-10 moons flying at high velocity and shit and they're just like: "BOOM!" And start rolling and crushing everything at high speed and s**t! AWESOME!

and then, they explode into smaller moons, and they are on fire, and they have lasers shooting out of them, and leave a trail of zombies behind eating all the left over enemies/ parts of them
then they explode

and then..
then they explode again
into smaller moons etc. etc.

 

[ThreeWords]

An... invisible grenade?

Alternately, a grenade that explodes in a shower of similar grenades, each of which explodes into a shower of similar grenades, each of which...

This could destroy us all, you know...

 

[n00beffect]

A granade that explodes into just a little tiny toothpick that shoots off from the wall and hits you in the eye and then comes out of your ass as a shovell!!!!!!!!

Edit: As a tree! Didn't think it over from all the excitment

Edit2: As an Oak Tree!!! That's like 500 years old and has proportions 2km/4km !

make them come out the size of the moon, that would hurt some more

*pow 0_0' *

Oh yeah dude! Check this shit: A granade that when detonated shoots out 5-10 moons flying at high velocity and shit and they're just like: "BOOM!" And start rolling and crushing everything at high speed and s**t! AWESOME!

and then, they explode into smaller moons, and they are on fire, and they have lasers shooting out of them, and leave a trail of zombies behind eating all the left over enemies/ parts of them
then they explode

and then..
then they explode again
into smaller moons etc. etc.

F***ing AWESOMEST Granade EvAr!!!

 

[the secend child]

a nade that summons lighting ninjas from hell

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

A grenade that releases powerful animal pheromones when it goes off. I'm thinking the War on Terror will, as well as KIA and MIA, soon be using SBCIA (Shagged By Camel in Action).