Recent content by Whitenail

Well I imagine I'd buy a nice them first and foremost, I noticed a nice Alan Wake them on a video a while ago and felt that the scenic forsests and rivers would make a nicer dashboard than my current Left 4 Dead one that I got free from an Xbox Magazine disc. Then I'd give my avatar a sweet...

Hope that I can lure this beast of pure evil away with the smell of the fresh blood I conveniently have on me (it...uh, fell off a truck...yeah). I can't stand spiders.

As a Catholic I'd like to think that I don't adhere to the stereotypes of being unreasonably undeterrable and disrespectful of the beliefs of others and I suppose my method for stepping around people who probably would scream and shout when their faith came under fire is simply to try and not...

Don't take my word for it, but an average career in the navy will amount to sailing the seas (of which there are apparently seven) and set your mind to a state of ease all whilst joined amongst your fellow men. In all seriousness an old friend of mine had a father who'd served in The...

This is going to be one hell of a story, if you can pull it off I'll pay top dollar for the adventures of ghost Elvis and Rob the flamboyant haircutter.

Bob Roberts, died of a whale attack, signature weapon is a hairdryer from Japan, symbol is a faaaaabulous haircut. Age...whatever, if it's so necessary then he's 99999 years, 4 months, 12 days old. Why is it that you're wanting grim reapers again?

I suppose I haven't, between Guitar Hero and Black Ops. I'm aware that they stinge out developers on well-deserved dosh and Bobby Kotick's apparently the spawn of Satan but the way I see it they're no more evil than any other company that ever got anywhere.

Pretty much this. Besides, the Montgomery bus boycott aimed to put a dent in segregation and bring to light the unfair arrest of Rosa Parks (not to mention it was backed with civility, head-strong organisation and a clear outline of what would have to happen for the boycott to end) while alot of...

While I've never played an Atlus title and I don't know much about Catherine other than "It looks like a Japanese game-version hybrid of Black Swan and...I'unno, something with grotesue monsters...Silent Hill" I sympathise with it not being released outside of Japan, I imagine it's like if the...

You just had to remind me of that trailer, didn't you.

Hmmm, never had one of those...how about pretending the floor was made of lava?

Awwww, I still have fond memories of playing with family and friends in the various project gothams. If I had to put down a favourite it would be Project Gotham 2, racing through the familiar city of Sydney, playing it over the (then) new xbox live...goodbye, old friend.

Funnily enough before I came here I was watching that trailer and ended up turning it off about a minute through because it was kind of depressing (it might not have been so bad, but from the title and the thumbnail I was expecting something B-grade and light-hearted). OP: I have noticed that...

It's a minor inconvenience (and preferably I'd rather not do it) but I don't mind, my days on Funnyjunk have taught me that captchas can make hilarious comics (props to the guy who posted the inglip comic).

Went to school, went to drama, wondered how sad it would seem if I went alone to the 8:30 Valentines day showing of Breakfast at Tiffanys at the ultra-posh cinema I pass on my bus-route, got home fairly late as a result, did my homework (had a truck-load for maths, ended up leaving my book at...