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    Prince Phillip dies age 99

    Might be a reason why there's only nice things said about him on reddit
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    State of Decay

    It's the only xbox exclusive I miss since jumping ship tbh. Many an hour twas spent twiddling over whether to take ole depressed Timmy teamate out back of the field for euthanasia on the drive back while keyed up on some meth I robbed from somebody's bathroom cabinet. Wasn't around to check out...
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    Okay maybe we don't need more remakes.

    While it's certainly not optimal, there has been revealed a cheat code to unlock timesplitters 2 in the game Homefront Revolution in a recent quirky story... https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/lost-cheat-code-to-play-4k-timesplitters-2-in-homefront-the-revolution-is-found/...
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    What have you learned today?

    Much apologies, there appears to be a lack of a working shower within these walls. I lit a scented candle tho? Ah, yeah there was a 1987 car accident in Ireland where a mother and daughter were the victims. Seems to be a tragedy more than foul play or under the influence.
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    What have you learned today?

    Sorry, got a bit cold outside. I'll be gone by the end of the week... promise! Well it's a cheeky technicality to make it sound spicier than is. Manson's followers did the killing under his orders, not him.
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    Okay maybe we don't need more remakes.

    Well spiderman has been rebooted twice in the span of half a generation, not including the games' weird inter-gen face transplant I kinda deeply resent when I think about it for more than a nanosecond. This won't end, capitalism will rinse everything you love dry to the bone, then reboot and...
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    Prince Phillip dies age 99

    Looking forward to the funeral costing more taxpayer money than the government have been willing to spend on NHS worker wage raises since last election.
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    Discuss and Rate the Last Film You Watched

    The signal. A bit of an oddity of a sci-fi thriller. Earnest, smart and dumb, restrained yet uninhibited: it fels a bit like it's written by a teen who has these rugs they really spent a fair bit of effort to pull away from under you, but the description, poster and genre labels kinda show you...
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    What are you currently playing?

    Zombie Army F...nope, bored already. Remnant is superior.
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    A few thoughts about January 6, 2021

    It's all varyingly committed pulls from the great replacement conspiracy theory, whether most end-believers are consciously aware of it or not; https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/countering-radical-right/great-replacement-theory-historical-perspective/...
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    Choo choo! All aboard the Complain Train!

    Yeah, qanon overlaps with a lot of these because it essentially encourages the """researcher""" to find their own connections to graph out their own internal logic, which invariably includes folding in almost every other conspiracy theory that may look like it could relate if they squint their...
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    Choo choo! All aboard the Complain Train!

    Conspiracy theorists are slowly melding together like a vast lovecraftian mountain of mangled shrieking pulsating meat, so in my pointlessly impotent efforts to study and understand the intricacies in a poor attempt to prepare and push against further destabilisation of democracies, I have...
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    What are you currently playing?

    Abe's Soulstorm Odyssee! For free! Well, not that free, but as free as one can hope for. I have no opinions so far. Other than they're all very adorable. Bit more "videogamey" than previous entry. Easier to control. Wait...those were opinions! Fuck! Ok, forget I said anything. Can't even...
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    Discuss and Rate the Last Film You Watched

    Violation. (On Shudder, but not the shudder through Amazon Prime because that is a flimsy imposter I wasted time and money on to find out) A revenge horror-ish - though the genre label will no doubt frustrate the more uncultured bloodthirsty swine among us - low-budget indie drama film about...
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    Next Gen 6 months in, how do we feel?

    I'm only in it for the upped framerate. It's like a drug where your eyes don't have to try anymore. They can lie back with their feet on the glass table while the grapes of desperate escapism are courteously dropped into their greedy beady black holes. In that regard, Microsoft are doing better...