Recent content by xSpartanLazerx

I'm fat enough to make fluffy jokes, but not so that stairs are a natural predator. There is a scar on my forehead from someone's nail when I was a baby. I used to have a triangle-shaped burn mark on my right arm, but it faded into nothing.

As far as combat goes, my self-appointed rules are applied: 1. When a betrayal is made Apologize! Verbally or by textual response 2. When you are betrayed Forgive, but do not forget. Find out if it is intentional. 3. Power Weapons If you get to them first, it is yours. If someone...

Thank you for that very, very thought out explanation and advice. My main problem is my sense of "uselessness" to the team during many matches. My inability to help out when I'm there and fighting is more frustrating than a K/D ratio. I also tend to "derp" when playing supportive roles such...

Alright, let me clear this up real quick. This is a TF2 Help discussion. This has nothing to do with real life beyond playing the game. I feel as if I should not post here, with all of these real-life situations right next to it. Here is the situation: I suck at Team Fortress 2. I...

My controversial belief is that controversial beliefs are controversial. [/trollface]

Amen. Now, just how to make this a more-than-one-word post... Oh, wait.

I was playing TF2, repeatedly getting owned because of me lack of skillz. I ended up forgetting about the "end of the world" and promptly started raging about Mann Co. Storage keys. Good times.

I highly suggest this game. I've just bought The Orange Box and I've gotta say, it's a heck of a lot of fun. Also, don't pay for Storage keys, either trade them away for guaranteed usefulness or trade useless items for keys.

"When I type that in my calculator it makes a smilie face." I actually laughed out loud and p.o'd my parents last night. EDIT: This was situational humor at the time. Cave mentioned something about asbestos and percentages.

"Aren't I headshot-worthy?! I mean, come O-" EDIT: "How can I embrace death if I have no arms?!"

A few of the Kingdom Hearts songs, such as "Dive into the Heart", "Rising Tension", and "Scherzo de Notte". You can make fun of me now.

That would explain why your computer would be dying.

Funny in moderation, but not excessively overused. When I'm on Xbox Live, I only mention memes if the situation absolutely calls for it, and not every time in response. About two years ago, when I first found out about memes, I was a monster. IRL and everything. Now that I'm older and a...

My Golden Rules -Do NOT carry anything you WILL NOT use. That's a lot of stuff to lose -If a green bush monster wants a hug, run to a place that can afford a scar -Keep your house well illuminated, if you can't see it from space, you're gonna have a monster spawn thar somewhar. -If there...

I am a Christian, but I REALLY think that Shirley needs to deflate her head a little bit. I mean she's not even ACTING like a Christian. Good Lord! I say the message was well-deserved! Christianity aims toward being Christ-like instead of saying "YOU'RE ALL GOIN' TA HAYELL!"