The whole "garbage" thing early on (pretty long, can't be arsed to write it all)
And the "lemons" monologue from Johnson.
And the "lemons" monologue from Johnson.
Favorite Portal 2 quote?
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"When I type that in my calculator it makes a smilie face." I actually laughed out loud and p.o'd my parents last night.
EDIT: This was situational humor at the time. Cave mentioned something about asbestos and percentages.
EDIT: This was situational humor at the time. Cave mentioned something about asbestos and percentages.
I was gonna say something about space but then you reminded me of this.jay622 said:GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: This is the part where i kill you.
Chapter title: The Part Where He Kills You
that made me rofl
Seems very few people caught the epic facts stated by the final corrupt core. I suggest you go back and replay that part just to listen to them.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves when he signed the Emancipation Proclamation. Like everything else, Lincoln did this while sleep walking, and had no memory of it afterwards.
The first person to find that cows milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves when he signed the Emancipation Proclamation. Like everything else, Lincoln did this while sleep walking, and had no memory of it afterwards.
The first person to find that cows milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty.
"Just a heads up, we're going to be firing a super conductor at you for the duration of the next test. Gonna be honest with you, we have no idea what's going to happen, we're just throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. Best case scenario you get superpowers, worst case: tumors, which we'll cut out.
I kinda thought Cave Johnson's lemon monologue was tragic rather than laugh out loud funny. The guy had just gone on about the fact he was dying and it was obvious to me he was really pissed about the injustice of it.
On a lighter note: "Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your...generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. You look great, by the way. Very healthy."
On a lighter note: "Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your...generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. You look great, by the way. Very healthy."
Your not part of the control group by the way, the last poor son of a gun got blue paint hahahahah. But seriously though broke ever bone in this body tradgic, but informative.
I know you are mateAreani said:
Straight out of the trailer: "We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You Monster." And the rest of the game is pure gold.
"Hold on, I'm gonna do a hack on this door real quick, could you turn around?" *Glass breaks* "Ok you can turn back around now."