Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[WrongSprite]

Which religion?

 

[toasterslayer]

Which religion?

probly none are completely right. (sorry about the spelling.)

 

[Azraellod]

Didn't you know? This is hell. Mwhahahahahaha!

well, i had suspected for a while...

but logically, if this was hell, would people die?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Why're you such a ****? Stop giving me awesome things when you're going to take them away a short while later."

I was going to say this exact same thing.

Except, you know, without calling a deity a ****.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Didn't you know? This is hell. Mwhahahahahaha!

well, i had suspected for a while...

but logically, if this was hell, would people die?

I think the concept of reincarnation covers that.

 

[Professor M]

When's Half-Life 2: Episode Three coming out?

 

[FalloutJack]

"So, how'd you like that philosophy exam where I proved you're capable of great evil, shoving it in the face of religious know-it-alls?"

I aced my Rationalism class this way.

 

[Erana]

I'd ask him how to be happy.
Right from the horse's mouth.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"Did you enjoy Morgan Freeman's representation of you?"

 

[Erana]

I'd ask him how to be happy.
Right from the horse's mouth.

Also, just 'cause it seems to fit:

 

[Leonight7]

"Would you please right down the answer to every single question in the world for me?"
It would be awesome.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I'd have to say something along the lines of

"Where the f***k have you been hiding you jackass?"

 

[DarkMessiah]

What the fuck did I do with my FFVII?

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Well assuming I'd been able to ask God a quesiton I'd ask if I can have a great big huggie! Actually I'd prefer a group hug with this thread's posters!

Afterwards I'd ask if I can change my future and if I can I'll ask if he can see past the point where I make a decision and if that happens I'll ask if he can see all possible paths. After all of that I'll ask for a list of future decision times to be given to me and for him to give me all of the best actions to do.

 

[vonne]

platypus eh? what kind of roll of the dice was this animal?

 

[FalloutJack]

Actually, I should be asking "Where the hell is Gozer?"

 

[Dr. Wily III]

"Gimme Powerzz!"

 

[CapBubba]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

Ok, i did, and heres what i got:

Me:
How did you become god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Myself programmed you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

.....what?

 

[Professor M]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

Ok, i did, and heres what i got:

Me:
How did you become god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Myself programmed you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

.....what?

God is apparently a retarded cross-dressing computer program.

Unless God is actually a woman, in which case I apologise for the cross-dressing remark.