#023 Acceptable Losses

[Ukomba]

I don't get why she's acting like a stereotypical helpless frightened girl, needing the boys to come back and save her. Is she not the protagonist in a video game right now? She either doesn't care about the game and so her situation shouldn't bother her, or she does and she should slaughter her way through the entire army in typical FPS Style. Is it that her delusions make her instantly believe she's really in what ever game she's playing?

 

[Lightknight]

Wait, she survived? I thought she was going to die alone...

 

[Evil Smurf]

"Have you heard the good news about Alien Jesus?"

Xenu? Sorry, Beyoncé is my religion.

Your own.
Alien.
Jesus.

Someone to gleep glop glork.
Freepity bork.

I read this in Manson's voice, well done.

Blasphemy!! True believers only read this in the voices of Depeche Mode! The chosen shall convert you...to radioactive vapor!

I have both on my phone, but Manson makes conservative folk angry, so it's a win.

 

[BX3]

Your own.
Alien.
Jesus.

Someone to gleep glop glork.
Freepity bork.

Damn, this one got me good. I shouldn't be laughing this hard this late at night.

 

[JagerBombastic]

Seriously Rad what the hell!

 

[Mikeybb]

Your own.
Alien.
Jesus.

Someone to gleep glop glork.
Freepity bork.

That cheered me up.

I also want to hear the full version one day sung by ALF.

 

[Twinmill5000]

We've all shot capt. Keys at least once in our gaming career.

Now you know why.