#031 Torture

[jklinders]

I was on teh phone with my mom. I had to bite back a scream when i read the punchline.

 

[sageoftruth]

Creed and pamhplets? Yeesh! I think this comic should have come with a trigger warning.

 

[RJ 17]

In the famous words of Colonel Walter Kurtz: "The horror...the horror..."

 

[09philj]

You may think that Creed are horrifically bad. However, compared to this, they are musical geniuses. It wouldn't fit the punchline because it isn't religious, but I feel I have to share this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qovk67yMiFI

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

[ "Erin" on the ocean ]

[ "Erin" and "The Chosen" at "Planet X" ]

[ "Gunny" his face black, his eyes red ]

[ "Erin" and "Rad" on the ocean ].

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[rbstewart7263]

With arms wide open...

Under the sunlight....

 

[Jacked Assassin]

I only just noticed the pamphlets say Alien Jesus...why do they call their messiah ALIEN Jesus?

I guess because Alien Prophet Of Truth was already taken.

....

I'm not sure how I should feel about the torture.... I remember having to listen to Northern Lights when growing up.... So I've heard worse than Creed.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh shit... This ain't torture... THIS IS A JAM SESSION!

Fuck! I forgot my DK drum set!

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

That is so horrendous, I wouldn't wish it upon Gunny.

 

[Fox12]

At first, I thought these Aliens were going to be the "Kill all Non-Believers, or Torture them till they believe!" type of Religious Fanatics. Turns out, they're the "Hey, let's live and let live, sing Christian Rock, and only kill in self-defense" type of Religious Fanatics...

... Why are the Humans at with these Aliens again? Are they Super Anti-Theists?

Underneath the helmet, it's just Christopher Hitchens.

...

I don't completely hate Creed. *hides in a corner*

Edit: incidentally, there are worse bands then Creed. Like every other Christian band in existance.

 

[Darth_Payn]

No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You maniacs! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

 

[DrownedAmmet]

With arms wide open...

Under the sunlight....

Welcome to this place

I'll show you everything...

Yeah, they were a bit overplayed back in the day, but the other day at work "My Own Prison" came on and I was like eh, it's alright. Remember being a bit surprised when I realized they were a "Christian" band

 

[truckspond]

A fate truly worse than death.

 

[Rad Party God]

Eh, Creed is not that bad (at least their first couple of albums), I'd use Nickelback as a better torture device

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"...UNDER THE SUNLIGHT!"

"WEEELLLLLLCOME TO THIS PLACE, I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY-THING!!"

Poor Erin, that's just awful. Hurry up, Rad!

 

[mysecondlife]

First time listening to the song.

Guitar solo and bridge part of the song is listenable. Rest, not so interesting.

 

[Therumancer]

A fate truly worse than death.

Well at least it wasn't Vogon Poetry, it's not like they were truly pulling out all the stops.

 

[JagerBombastic]

Random Soldier(I will call him Ted for now): "Sir they've brought out the guitars what should we do?"
Sir: "Nuke em...NUKE EM ALL THE HELL I SAY!?!?!"
Ted: "Sir don't you think that's a little extreme, I mean Erin is still down there."
Sir: "Let me ask you something privet, have you ever had to sit threw a two hour long Coldplay gig...WELL HAVE YOU?!?!"
Ted: "No Sir I-"
Sir: "SHE'S AS GOOD AS DEAD PRIVATE, NOW NUKE EM!" Smashes big read button.
Ted: "Well poop." :-(

 

[shadowstriker86]

Those aliens are just the worst. I mean, fine, go ahead and spread the word about our Lord Alien Jesus and be obnoxious about it.

But Creed?

They've gone too far.

At least it wasn't nickelback. or (insert name of any current pop star here), especially (name of current pop star) they're just garbage