Oh dear, indeed!The Wooster said:Oh dear.
Correction. Twelve year old who puts water balloons in her sports bra, what you would get if the 60s fucked the 70s, an anemic turnus doctor from who was just awoken in the middle of the night, the avarage gynecologist and a man who is desperately trying to keep his V-card by covering his magnificent abs in belts and wearing a hat made of flayed wolf tails.Ukomba said:Sooo, Tiffa, Sazh, Fluttershy, Vincent, and Cloud? Take Fluttershy with you you need a healer.
Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.KarmaTheAlligator said:Why does the sword have a nose ring?
I was thinking it was not-Tifa, Barret-Sazh, not-White Mage, Vincent-Auron, and Cloud-Ramza.Solo-Wing said:So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.
Fantastic.
You'd think the sword being bigger than the wielder would be enough to stand out, but I see your point. In that case, the sword isn't nearly doo-dad-y enough.The Rogue Wolf said:Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.KarmaTheAlligator said:Why does the sword have a nose ring?
See, Cloud figured it out by the time Advent Children rolled around. His sword had doo-dads that were other swords.
Yeah, He really needs to glue a pizza cutter to the end. [http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x305/Andres2Tiger/ffta2_artwork_luso.jpg] Or maybe replace it with a giant, sharpened tuning fork. [http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/50/FFX_Weapon_-_Masamune.png/revision/latest?cb=20130421234548]KarmaTheAlligator said:You'd think the sword being bigger than the wielder would be enough to stand out, but I see your point. In that case, the sword isn't nearly doo-dad-y enough.The Rogue Wolf said:Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.KarmaTheAlligator said:Why does the sword have a nose ring?
See, Cloud figured it out by the time Advent Children rolled around. His sword had doo-dads that were other swords.
That actually has some basis in reality. There's a certain style of Chinese broadsword that had rings on the back. The idea was that after a swing, the rings would hit against the back of the sword letting it hit harder. I don't think it actually worked though.KarmaTheAlligator said:Why does the sword have a nose ring?
I had pretty much the exact same impression, except in my mind Barret got crossed with Jimi Hendrix[footnote]No, really, imagine him with a guitar. Would totally work, although it should probably be a guitar/axe hybrid, because Final Fantasy[/footnote]Saltyk said:I was thinking it was not-Tifa, Barret-Sazh, not-White Mage, Vincent-Auron, and Cloud-Ramza.Solo-Wing said:So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.
Fantastic.
Fair enough. This version still makes it look like a nose ring, and one that'd prevent any stabbing, too.Souplex said:That actually has some basis in reality. There's a certain style of Chinese broadsword that had rings on the back. The idea was that after a swing, the rings would hit against the back of the sword letting it hit harder. I don't think it actually worked though.KarmaTheAlligator said:Why does the sword have a nose ring?
That's his hair... Which makes it worse. ... Hey, the dude has a robot arm. Wait, are we going beyond Final Fantasy territory? Visiting the Third Ocean of Stars? In which case we/he should be glad he isn't wearing a purple skirt.CyanCat47 said:Correction. Twelve year old who puts water balloons in her sports bra, what you would get if the 60s fucked the 70s, an anemic turnus doctor from who was just awoken in the middle of the night, the avarage gynecologist and a man who is desperately trying to keep his V-card by covering his magnificent abs in belts and wearing a hat made of flayed wolf tails.Ukomba said:Sooo, Tiffa, Sazh, Fluttershy, Vincent, and Cloud? Take Fluttershy with you you need a healer.
Honestly I thought "Not-Amarant-Coral" myself and "Not-Lulu" but the Cloud-a-like is what stole the show for me. Holy crap.Solo-Wing said:So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.
Fantastic.