#093: Party Time

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The Wooster said:
Oh dear, indeed!

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Because traditionally Tifa's wearing a miniskirt, not hotpants. :3

Seriously though, love the spoof on the FF7 party...especially how "Cloud"s hair is black and blonde.
 

-Dragmire-

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I swear that Cleric straight up murders on a regular basis with that deadly mace. Those are the eyes of someone who has taken many lives.
 

Django03

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Love this. Best bit is that Not-Vincent's so dedicated to having a cool pose he seems to have walked up to this situation sideways, like a crab, given that everyone else is facing forwards.
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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Ukomba said:
Sooo, Tiffa, Sazh, Fluttershy, Vincent, and Cloud? Take Fluttershy with you :D you need a healer.
Correction. Twelve year old who puts water balloons in her sports bra, what you would get if the 60s fucked the 70s, an anemic turnus doctor from who was just awoken in the middle of the night, the avarage gynecologist and a man who is desperately trying to keep his V-card by covering his magnificent abs in belts and wearing a hat made of flayed wolf tails.
 

The Rogue Wolf

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KarmaTheAlligator said:
Why does the sword have a nose ring?
Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.

See, Cloud figured it out by the time Advent Children rolled around. His sword had doo-dads that were other swords.
 

Saltyk

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Solo-Wing said:
So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.

Fantastic.
I was thinking it was not-Tifa, Barret-Sazh, not-White Mage, Vincent-Auron, and Cloud-Ramza.
 

KarmaTheAlligator

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The Rogue Wolf said:
KarmaTheAlligator said:
Why does the sword have a nose ring?
Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.

See, Cloud figured it out by the time Advent Children rolled around. His sword had doo-dads that were other swords.
You'd think the sword being bigger than the wielder would be enough to stand out, but I see your point. In that case, the sword isn't nearly doo-dad-y enough.
 

hittite

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KarmaTheAlligator said:
The Rogue Wolf said:
KarmaTheAlligator said:
Why does the sword have a nose ring?
Because if your sword doesn't have enough doo-dads and diddly-bobs, then you don't stand out, and then you're an NPC. And we all know what happens to NPCs in games like this.

See, Cloud figured it out by the time Advent Children rolled around. His sword had doo-dads that were other swords.
You'd think the sword being bigger than the wielder would be enough to stand out, but I see your point. In that case, the sword isn't nearly doo-dad-y enough.
Yeah, He really needs to glue a pizza cutter to the end. [http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x305/Andres2Tiger/ffta2_artwork_luso.jpg] Or maybe replace it with a giant, sharpened tuning fork. [http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/50/FFX_Weapon_-_Masamune.png/revision/latest?cb=20130421234548]
 

Rebel_Raven

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Looks like an amalgam of Final fantasy characters. Neat! Especially "not tifa." mmmm Not tifa. In the Not Advent Children style. yay!
I really want to see how things work out.
 

Souplex

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KarmaTheAlligator said:
Why does the sword have a nose ring?
That actually has some basis in reality. There's a certain style of Chinese broadsword that had rings on the back. The idea was that after a swing, the rings would hit against the back of the sword letting it hit harder. I don't think it actually worked though.
 

FPLOON

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Hmmmm... Erin looks different somehow... I just can't put down my phoenix on it...

Other than that, if only that secret base had secret insurance...
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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Saltyk said:
Solo-Wing said:
So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.

Fantastic.
I was thinking it was not-Tifa, Barret-Sazh, not-White Mage, Vincent-Auron, and Cloud-Ramza.
I had pretty much the exact same impression, except in my mind Barret got crossed with Jimi Hendrix[footnote]No, really, imagine him with a guitar. Would totally work, although it should probably be a guitar/axe hybrid, because Final Fantasy[/footnote]
 

KarmaTheAlligator

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Souplex said:
KarmaTheAlligator said:
Why does the sword have a nose ring?
That actually has some basis in reality. There's a certain style of Chinese broadsword that had rings on the back. The idea was that after a swing, the rings would hit against the back of the sword letting it hit harder. I don't think it actually worked though.
Fair enough. This version still makes it look like a nose ring, and one that'd prevent any stabbing, too.
 

NPC009

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CyanCat47 said:
Ukomba said:
Sooo, Tiffa, Sazh, Fluttershy, Vincent, and Cloud? Take Fluttershy with you :D you need a healer.
Correction. Twelve year old who puts water balloons in her sports bra, what you would get if the 60s fucked the 70s, an anemic turnus doctor from who was just awoken in the middle of the night, the avarage gynecologist and a man who is desperately trying to keep his V-card by covering his magnificent abs in belts and wearing a hat made of flayed wolf tails.
That's his hair... Which makes it worse. ... Hey, the dude has a robot arm. Wait, are we going beyond Final Fantasy territory? Visiting the Third Ocean of Stars? In which case we/he should be glad he isn't wearing a purple skirt.
 

The Great JT

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Watch, when they inevitably find the Yuffie expy, instead of being a slightly annoying thief, she's going to be the nicest, kindest and most giving paladin character that the characters don't like because of no particular reason.
 

JagerBombastic

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It's so bad, yet so good at the same time. I can't wait to see more of them next time. The guy who is supposed to have been Barrett should have been more comically bigger.
 

IamLEAM1983

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Loving Not-Vincent's perfectly Tsundere pose.

"Geeze, Erin; it's not like I *like* you or anything! Hmph."
 

otakon17

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Solo-Wing said:
So we got Not-Cloud, Not-Vincent, Not-Tifa, Not-WhiteMage, and Not-TokenBlackMan.

Fantastic.
Honestly I thought "Not-Amarant-Coral" myself and "Not-Lulu" but the Cloud-a-like is what stole the show for me. Holy crap.