1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[Jamous]

Armoured car full of everlasting food. And an actual weapon would props be a rapid fire magnum with infinite ammo and low recoil. AWESOME.

 

[youkiri]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

 

[Macgyvercas]

A shotgun with ammo strapped to my body and a backpack filled with ammo

 

[Jamous]

An Xbox 360, you wanna know why?
Because when the zombies see it, they turn 360 degrees and walk away!!!

Just kidding btw, The 360 is the only system I own, if only I could play it without walking away.

Sorry, but 360 is full circle.

 

[Drakulla]

Lancer with unlimited ammo.

 

[Zydrate]

Shotgun, I guess. Harder to miss.

 

[Garthoc]

In accordance with the Zombie Survival Guide, best weapon is the Crowbar! Its sturdy so it wont break, doesnt have ammo, strong enough to shatter the skull....

However since no one else seems to worry about ammo or the fact that some of the suggestions don't even exist...

I want a flying super sized helicopter that has infinite fuel a bed room, games room, wifi, infinite food and a room full of crowbars to give out to the stupid people who ran out of pistol ammo!

 

[Jamous]

Crowbars FTW!!!

NO!!!! NO MORE FUCKING CROWBARS.....GORDAN FREEMAN KILLED THEM WITH HIS PATHETIC MELEE ATTACK

If it killed crowbars, then I fail to see how it's pathetic. (but yeah, for a melee attack it's crap.)

 

[Jamous]

If we have infinite ammunition, M1 Carbine.
If we don't, Shaolin Spade.

All the people who say fully-automatic weapons, read the zombie survival guide.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[resultsmayvary]

The Standard Infantry Rifle - it never jams, is perfect for long range, and is endorsed by the U.S. government in the fight against zombies.

Now, shameful references to a fantastic novel aside (and points for knowing the novel in question must be awarded, I feel) personally, I'd probably go for a machete. It's functional, doesn't need ammunition and is, most importantly, pretty cool, since, if zombies take over the world, surviving is gonna be damn difficult, so I'll go for looks and never mind the horrible and inevitiable death that awaits me one way or another.

WWZ is win.

Can I have a blind Japanese guy with a sword as my weapon?

 

[Cockney Weasel]

'Your ally is The Force, and a powerful ally it is.' - All that you will need.

 

[The Dr0w Ranger]

Cyanide pill. Wouldn't want to take my chances with the zombies.

"I'd rather die!"

"Oh don't be boring! Everybody who says that dies."

Van Helsing, Fav LINE EVER!!!

Spoiler

All the Blades fold out, and it runs on pure Japanese awesomeness.

 

[Istickell]

An Xbox 360, you wanna know why?
Because when the zombies see it, they turn 360 degrees and walk away!!!

Just kidding btw, The 360 is the only system I own, if only I could play it without walking away.

Sorry, but 360 is full circle.

I didn't know that. Thank you for enlightening me. I am now a smarter person because I figured out what this meme really meant, thank you.

 

[Dragonblade146]

My Ex-Wife.
Piss her off.
We win.

 

[Sib]

A billion cans of anti-zombie spray.

 

[Martenzo]

A heavy flamer

Spoiler

The original chain sword

Spoiler

Or a heavy bolter with infinite ammo

Spoiler

 

[Rick-Banana]

A single hand grenade to put into my mouth when the rest of the survivors I'm travelling with run out of ammo. Then I put grenade in mouth an pull pin. Voila. Safe from zombies.

 

[chrisbernardi]

I wanted to bring the game Urban Dead to everyone's attention....this is me :
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and this is the website:urbandead.com

it is a text based survival game, we have a group we are on WIKI Section 13...check us out...and check out the game all you zombie lovers

 

[chrisbernardi]

My Ex-Wife.
Piss her off.
We win.

I am thinking if you throw my current wife in with your ex we would win fo sho

 

[Sombra Negra]

Las gun, courtesy of the Warhammer 40K Imperial Guard. It recharges with sunlight, so no need for extra ammunition, easy to maintain, easy to make and it can fuck up regular people real good if you can hit them. It's like the AK-47, only with no reloading. Either a lasgun or a las-pistol, for the sheer pistol coolness factor, would work well.