1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[Bjorn_Trotsky]

Small to Medium calibre semiautomatic carbine rifle. Modified to be belt fed from a backpack.
Probably .22 hornet.

 

[Iacobescu Alexandru]

Armour (iron man stile) and sword.

 

[Plurralbles]

nuke. Failing that, a time machine. Failing that, a baseball bat.

 

[DSK-]

Nuke.

"It's the only way to be sure"(TM)

 

[pedobearlongcatlazor]

i wouldnt go with the chainsaw as the clothes will get tangled in the chain

that aside i would strap a lighter to the front of a water gun, fill it with white spirit / deodorant and viola practical flamethrower (for an extended tank put an upside down 2 litre bottle on the water hole)as my motto goes 'kill it with fire'500 gamerscore if the zombie is a furry

 

[Jark212]

Titanium Crowbar. Lightweight and strong as hell...

 

[hamster mk 4]

A phalanx.
Just me and 200 of my buddies shanding sholder to sholder with spears.

Spoiler

 

[Azure Sky]

Sword, probably a single edged variety.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Some kind of staff of Necromancy to control the undead?

 

[Contun]

A car is considered a weapon. Soooo...

Gasoline? I live in America, there's gas cans scattered around for just such an occasion.

 

[linkmastr001]

A Black Lightsaber
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[PoliceBox63]

Adamantium Titanium baseball bat

 

[Lewboi03]

... Tough one, but it has to be Andrex toilet paper

 

[SHWiMM]

A magical semi-automatic 12-gauge shotgun with infinite ammo.

Or an invincible baseball bat.

 

[merc hunter]

My good old L1A1 SLR with couple thousand rounds of ammunition.

 

[Xangba]

I know, I know that this isn't what you'd call a "traditional" weapon, but cba. Knights of the round summoning spell...with mime.

The only problem is sitting there for 5 min waiting for the animation to finish, but yea they're dead

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

I am going classic..... the chainsaw

 

[AngryBritishAce]

I'd get another zombie as a pet and force it to bite the other zombies. 1) because they may back off as they would be attacking one of their own. 2) Because I always wanted a pet zombie. 3) I want to know what happens if a zombie bites a zombie.

 

[Dfskelleton]

A Double Bladed Chainsaw with each tiny link being a smaller chainsaw. Or, a shotgun with exploding rounds.

 

[Brandon237]

If they were slow zombies, I would go for a halberd.

Spoiler: really long picture here