10 Word Movie Pitch

[Nuuu]

This is a movie about stuff, PAY ME NOW!

 

[Lord Kloo]

" Lesbians, tits, money, cars, guns, explosions, product placement and bacon.. "

- Understandably this movie will be terrible

 

[ImSkeletor]

The Departed if all the characters were cereal mascots.

 

[Nosense]

In a world where flying squirrels attack, one man survives.

wow total sausage fest amirite?

 

[mega48man]

ostracized teenager get dumped and goes emo black parade musical

yes, i'm honestly suggesting doing a musical based off that album, it'd be like american idiot on broadway but a little less silly and a lot more grim and dramatic. i have the characters and stories formulated in my head, and i really should write it down somewhere.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Characters know what a zombie but this zombie got twists!!

 

[Caligulove]

*Last Man on Earth hears a knock at the door

*Optimus Prime, attorney-at-law.

*What am I gonna do with all these penguins?!?

*Michael Cera cant talk to girls 5 -Electric Boogaloo

 

[Demonicdan]

Pedobear vs anonymous, on mars

 

[rancher of monsters]

Lesbian viking space robots battle mutant llama hordes. In space.

There's not enough room here for two movies about lesbian warriors. I claim supremacy based on the fact that Ninja's are cooler than vikings.

Lesbian ninjas fight invading aliens to save the world.

Wait, I think I just made a hentai

Too little tentacle rape to be hentai.

Maybe, I never really came up with a design for the aliens.

 

[Sanglyon]

Die Hard at MTV Awards with Lady Gaga as McLane.

Bonus point for a "I'm going to count to 3, Mr Bieber. There will not be a 4" scene.

 

[YouBecame]

Robot Unicorn Attack in Three Dimentions with the epic song.

 

[Trivun]

Discworld. Simon Pegg. Nick Frost. Ricky Gervais.

No! This just furthers the stereotype that Ricky Gervais is anything but a hack.

I mean, did you see Stardust?

I saw it. And I actually liked Stardust. And I like Ricky Gervais...

Anyway, for my contribution:

Young female Death plays chess/falls in love with guy

Not the best pitch, I guess, but that's actually a real idea I had just last night. It came up in my head as being Death, but female, and in the form of a young attractive girl (late teens/early twenties) who has to reap the soul of a young guy, and he challenges her to the stereotypical game of chess for his life, despite not being very good at chess. Then as they play, they talk, and slowly start to become more attracted to each other... It'd only be a short film, ten to fifteen minutes long, but I'm an amateur filmmaker myself and have a friend with plenty of equipment, so I may well start writing this at some point soon...

 

[Twilight_guy]

Bears with lasers on their heads versus Mutant sharks cheese!

 

[Count Igor]

Imagine this: He has Thirty seconds after the event of..

Damn.

 

[Wadders]

Lesbian viking space robots battle mutant llama hordes. In space.

There's not enough room here for two movies about lesbian warriors. I claim supremacy based on the fact that Ninja's are cooler than vikings.

Lesbian ninjas fight invading aliens to save the world.

Wait, I think I just made a hentai

Too little tentacle rape to be hentai.

Maybe, I never really came up with a design for the aliens.

nah mate, Vikings are the shiznit.

Coming ashore to rape and pillage in their funny hats, how is that not awesome

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

No More Heroes: The Movie For Fuckheads.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

An army compromised of solely the band Accept

 

[Lazarus Long]

Good Omens, David Tennant, Alex Skarsgard, Terry Gilliam.
Never happen.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Michael Cera vs. Shia LaBeouf, in a Boxing match. POW!