100,000th view wins!

[Aerosteam]

Simple thread this ...

Whoever makes view number 100,000 in this thread, wins the thread.

In the event that this thread doesn't reach 100,000 views, the last person to view will be declared the winner.

So without further ado, let's begin to watch as this thread sinks!

 

[AceDefective]

How do yo know who the 100,000 viewer is?

 

[Euryalus]

So... do we actually have to post? If you want views, then make it about drowning feminists who liked the Mass Effect 3 endings

 

[AceDefective]

I agree with T0ad. You want veiws? You gotta make a thread like this
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.385877-Woman-robs-man-on-side-of-road-Two-samaritans-help-her-because-shes-a-woman?page=1

Or anything similar, maybe something about that feminist frequency woman

 

[DJ_DEnM]

How do yo know who the 100,000 viewer is?

You don't, so this thread probably won't work. Sorry Aerosteam.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Nice try Aero.
[sub]Maybe she's still possessed.[/sub]

 

[AceDefective]

Oh look it's Topaz
How's the new badge? I believe you promised to eat a hat

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

@TizzytheTormentor: I agree, let's beat the demons out again.

 

[scorptatious]

100,000 views seems a little much. How about 97th?

...oh hey! I won!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Dang it

I have to stop promising to do all these quests...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Oh I see what you're doing, hehe.

 

[Aerosteam]

I only made this thread as a joke, however if this thread does reach 100,000 views it shall go down on the Escapist forums history as the greatest thread ever.

Topic: You are drowning, do you choose to save yourself?

 

[i don't know]

srry I made a stupid post.

 

[mParadox]

... How is this thread even a game? This is against a Forum Game! D:

That and it's also just being used for ulterior motives. Which is genuinely bad. Booooo. You want the Inferno Badge? Make a FG worth posting in, and you'll get it. Hey yo, presto!

*scans posts* Oh right. Joke.

Alright, how about this?

Bandwidth! It ain't cheap! O.O

 

[Aerosteam]

I'm surprised no one replied to my last post in this thread's evil twin.

wat

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Nope

I don't see how this could work, but dang it, I want to see how!

 

[Aerosteam]

Nope

I don't see how this could work, but dang it, I want to see how!

Oh, it will work... It involves A LOT of usage of the F5 key...

 

[Aerosteam]

How about we turn this thread in to actual game where the secondary goal is to reach 100000 posts?

I've done my calculations.

Looking at Topaz's thread, it had around 6400 views and 1035 replies...

If I want this thread to get 100,000 views, I will need around 6180 replies. 177 pages.

His thread took 24 days to get 1,000 posts.

I will assume it will take me 1,000 times that. 24,000 days, 2000 months, 65.8 years...

... Fuck.

Whelp, might as well get started.

 

[Euryalus]

I'm game!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sorry, but I think this should be...

A BATMAN THREAD