1000 Things We Learnt From Fallout 3

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

49) You can fix any weapon/armor using a similar one. This doesn't require any tools or knowledge of their construction or working.

Actually, that's not true.
You do need repair skillz.

And if your scope cracked, you could replace it...
Though you'd think that would leave the rest of the gun.

I meant: you lived in a Vault for all your life, then you come strolling out and pick up some high-tech piece of equipment, like tesla armour. You've never seen it before in your life. You have no idea how it is built or functions. It was developed after the war, so no manual you can find in the wasteland can teach you how to fix. Yet, somehow you can, right off the bat.

Maybe, the vault dweller is some kind of idiot savant super genius. I mean, you can repair a weapon that doesn't even come from Earth. You'd be pretty stupid, but you can.

 

[cubikill]

69) Just because your carrying 200 pounds of equipment doesn't mean you'll sink.

 

[Zedzero]

70) Never enter any simulatior unless your are prepared for a mindfucking.

 

[Srcruls]

70) Sexy sleepwear is more valuble to raiders than couples

 

[teutonicman]

71) That albino rad scorpions though cute, are not meant to be trained.

 

[SmoothOperator]

Umm, 72) Rain will not survive the nuclear holocaust.

 

[Slash Dementia]

72.) That a game can only be fun for a while and soon it gets boring to wander the "wasteland."

 

[Harley Duke]

73) You can't stab people with steak knives, but you CAN fire steak knives through people at speeds in excess of 57m/sec.

 

[HT_Black]

74) Undetonated Fatmen (fatmans?) make excellent tourist attractions. At least until some f**ker comes along and turns it all to shit.

 

[MClardizzle]

74)Beggers can drink gallons and gallons of water and still want more.
75)A REALLY old gun used by Abe Lincoln is alot stronger then a gun that shoots lasers.
76)FIRIN YA LAZARS is useless unless you are a giant robot.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

77) That there is a distinct lack of Fallout memes...

 

[Srcruls]

74) Undetonated Fatmen (fatmans?) make excellent tourist attractions. At least until some f**ker comes along and turns it all to shit.

Haha sorry i mis read that at first. Thought you put

"Fatmen make excellent tourist attractions" LOL

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Playing on easy never was so fun.

 

[Srcruls]

78) There is a purpose for the less than 100 meter range nuclear weapon

 

[veloper]

79) one two-headed cow is enough feed a dozen people or so
80) a dozen people actually makes a sizeable town
81) post-apocolyptic gangs of sadist anarchist raiders will leave two people living by themselves in the wilderness alone
82) two people living in two sheds makes a town

 

[lack of self CTRL]

83) You can kill a homeless person in the middle of nowhere, with no-one around for miles, at night, and a mob of psychotic do-gooders with trenchcoats & lazer guns will find out about it & nail your a$$

84) you can carry an infinite number of bullets in your coat pocket

85) Abe Lincoln had the best gun ever

PS how do i embolden text? kthnxbai

 

[madrick11]

86. it's okay to sleep in a bed with two fresh corpses as long as no one else lives in the house

and while i'm on this train of thought,

87. if you kill someone and take their house you can't sleep in their bed because it belongs to someone else, even if they're dead