#105: Mighty Steed

[JimB]

I expected Rad's expression to be one of restrained elation at how cool this is. "We're getting away! On a giant bird! We're just like Sam and Frodo!"

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

what is that supposed to do? make people eat new year's dinner to death?

It's a turkey. It's delicious.

If it survived long enough to grow to that size, it has to be fast.

personally i would keep it simply because the sound turkeys make always makes me laugh

Except when you try to sleep in a house that is next to a turkey farm. Those birdies are goddamn obnoxious and incredibly loud!

i live in norther europe. turkeys aren't commonly farmed here

 

[Fox12]

Gobble gobble, ************.

That sure is some Hugo Award-worthy work right there.

Hurr hurr.

Congratulations/condolences.

Well, it's no space raptor butt invasion, but they did the best they could under the circumstances.

 

[FPLOON]

*plays Free Bird*

Other than that, I guess we should give thanks for this pending escape...

 

[Darth_Payn]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Based on Erin's reaction two strips ago, I was expecting something much more...puny.

 

[kajinking]

If that was a Chocobo-sized Cucco those soliders would all be running for their lives now.

 

[JCAll]

After generations of inbreeding, sometimes you get a Gold Chocobo other times you get...this.

 

[Owlslayer]

That is quite the ride indeed. Was not expecting it to be honest.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Well, that certainly was the last thing I would ever expect. Even if it makes sense that a parody of Final Fantasy would have some kind of giant bird mount...

Still, did not see a giant turkey, of all things, coming.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

O.O

Well, that's... that's...

What?

 

[lacktheknack]

Is Rad ever going to recover, though?

 

[vallorn]

The look on the White Mage's face is... slightly disturbingly gleeful.

The fact that she rides upon Turbocobo, lord of all turkeys, is downright hilarious though.

PS. where is Murderbat while this is going on? Off raiding the fridge and waiting for Gunny to get back so they can star in the next episode of their early morning crime fighting cartoon?

He's a bat whose mouth makes up 90% of his body's volume! He's a genetically engineered cyborg super soldier from the future! Together, they fight crime!

 

[Brian Tams]

Its the Turkey from Thankskilling! RUUUUUUUUN!

 

[drkchmst]

Why does this remind me of Thankskilling? Gobble gobble mother f'er

 

[Rebel_Raven]

And suddenly the soldier wishes the motorcycle killed him. Now he faces a fate far worse than he could have imagined!

So does Erin! But that's mostly embarrassment!

 

[BX3]

I really need someone to post this somewhere context free.

Like... I just feel like my life would be complete without seeing that.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Well, certainly didn't expect that. Also, what about Gunny?

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Lleeeerrooyy JJeennkkiinnss! Bbeerrnnaarrdd Mmaatttthheewwss!

Bootiful.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

But does it say "wark"?

...I don't think it says "wark".

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Glorious. xD

Fun Fact: Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird instead of the bald eagle.

That may not be entirely accurate [http://mentalfloss.com/article/53729/no-ben-franklin-didnt-want-turkey-great-seal].

Riding a giant turkey's probably not the smoothest of rides. Rad looks like he's gonna vom.

Huh. Neat. Thanks for sharing!

Also, don't worry. Rad has been like that since the flash bang grenade went off. He's just stunned. =w= b