Iranian Nuclear Program Rocked Hard By AC/DC Virus

Andy Chalk

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Iranian Nuclear Program Rocked Hard By AC/DC Virus

A mysterious, musical computer virus has left Iranian nuclear scientists positively thunderstruck.

Poor Iran. As if Flame [http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/c/computer_malware/stuxnet/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier] weren't enough, now a new virus appears to be targeting not the hardware but the scientists themselves. F-Secure Chief Research Officer Mikko Hypponen says he's received emails from a scientist at the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran describing a new kind of cyber-attack on its computers, and it's a doozy.

"I am writing you to inform you that our nuclear program has once again been compromised and attacked by a new worm with exploits which have shut down our automation network at Natanz and another facility Fordo near Qom," one email says. "There was also some music playing randomly on several of the workstations during the middle of the night with the volume maxed out. I believe it was playing 'Thunderstruck' by AC/DC."

Hypponen wrote on this blog that while he can't confirm the details, he can confirm that the person he was communicating with was sending and receiving emails from within the AEOI.

The whole thing sounds more like a prank than the concerted cyber-warfare attack represented by Stuxnet, but random explosions of full-volume "Thunderstruck," especially in a country that doesn't have a strong tradition of Aussie bro-rock, could certainly be disconcerting for scientists stuck in the room where it's happening. And loud music has in fact been used as a psychological weapon in the past, such as when the U.S. military used it to help force the surrender of Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega in 1989, or when I tried to piss off my dad that one time.

From a technological perspective, it's amazing how easily the foundations of even a well-protected foreign agency can be shaken with just a simple flick of a switch in an entirely different part of the world. Still, it's hard not to feel some degree of sympathy for those Iranian scientists, being shaken all night long like that; a stiff upper lip will only keep you going for so long, and sooner or later somebody's bound to have a nervous shakedown. Nobody has claimed responsibility for the dirty deed at this point, but the number of possibilities is relatively small. After all, it would take some very big balls to pull something like this off.

Source: New Scientist [http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00002403.html?tduid=398bf8a30d2267f9f345c9e2f73cff12]


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mad825

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They really need to cut-down on the porn. Still, a very cool virus which I would like to hear...

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therandombear

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Andy, that last paragraph. I love you, that was art.

Sounds like a virus with good taste imo.
 

Baldr

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Andy Chalk said:
Nobody has claimed responsibility for the dirty deed at this point, but the number of possibilities is relatively small. After all, it would take some very big balls to pull something like this off.
I bet it wasn't done dirt cheap either.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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I can imagine the Iranian reaction (translated for your convience into English).

Iranian Scientist: The nuclear fuel is in place, the computers are ready, turn on the reactor!

Computer: Yeeeeeeaaahh... THUNDER! Yeaaaahhhhhh... THUNDER!

Iranian Scientist: NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!! DAMN YOU AMERICAN SPIES AND YOUR AWESOME MUSIC! DX

Ok is the CIA or who ever is messing with Iran hiring trolls to make these viruses?
 

draythefingerless

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Sooner or later, that virus is gonna get shot down in flames by their techs, and then they can resume their work without all that rock n roll noise pollution.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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mad825 said:
They really need to cut-down on the porn. Still, a very cool virus which I would like to hear...

The uploader has not made this video available in your country
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So sad, it is a great song.

<__>

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draythefingerless said:
Sooner or later, that virus is gonna get shot down in flames by their techs, and then they can resume their work without all that rock n roll noise pollution.
But Rock N roll ain't noise pollution!

OT: Sounds like that virus really has got them by the balls. Like they are on the razors edge, or something. They really need to stop beating around the bush and do what they do for money in order to fix this.
 

saintdane05

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They should have used "All You Need is Love" for the virus, it would have had better irony.

Also: If a person is found guilty of this, will they be sued for using a licensed song?

mad825 said:
They really need to cut-down on the porn. Still, a very cool virus which I would like to hear...

The uploader has not made this video available in your country
:(
But the Iranians should have the gift of futa!
 

deth2munkies

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I approve of this virus.

I'm just surprised the conservative Iranian scientist knew Thunderstruck off the top of his head considering (I believe) that the band in question is banned in Iran.
 

Antari

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Iran has done pretty much everything but actually declare war. So what better way to get them to attack than to drive them insane with AC/DC. Once they make a move, then public support will be available for a war. Then the AC/DC will be playing from the cockpits of Apache's and F-15's, where it can actually be enjoyed. I look forward to the gunsight video footage.
 

MetallicaRulez0

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Wish I could get that sweet virus. Thunderstruck is an awesome tune.

"You call this psychological warfare? I call this a good fucking time!"
 

GrimGrimoire

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Andy Chalk said:
From a technological perspective, it's amazing how easily the foundations of even a well-protected foreign agency can be shaken with just a simple flick of a switch in an entirely different part of the world. Still, it's hard not to feel some degree of sympathy for those Iranian scientists, being shaken all night long like that; a stiff upper lip will only keep you going for so longer, and sooner or later somebody's bound to have a nervous shakedown. Nobody has claimed responsibility for the dirty deed at this point, but the number of possibilities is relatively small. After all, it would take some very big balls to pull something like this off.
I read about this earlier today, and had so many puns ready, but here you come along and prove to be such a ballbreaker, and spoil all the fun I might have with this rock and roll damnation, created by riff raff who just shoot to thrill.
Makes you wonder who made who the virus. Maybe Iran will agree that rock and roll ain't noise pollution, and stop being such a problem child.

Anyway, I'm looking forwards to the rest of this bad boy boogie.
 

Terminate421

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I had the most hilarious images of these people attempting to stop a virus and then AC/DC songs blare loudly when they so much as try to do anything.