"Cthuken" Creator Says It Tastes Better Than It Looks

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"Cthuken" Creator Says It Tastes Better Than It Looks


The man who cooked up the horrific "Chtuken" holiday meal that's making the rounds today says it actually turned out to be quite tasty.

If you spend any time at all following the goings-on of the social networking scene, you will likely have seen at some point today the "Cthuken," a god-awful mess of a holiday meal that looks like an Alien face-hugger with an octopus mouth and some kind of tentacle-type appendage coming out of its arse. It's all perfectly edible footstuff but I don't think I could stand to be in the same room with the thing, much less chow down on it. I mean, good God, just look at it.

Yet according to Rusty Eulberg, who created the gastro-monstrosity two years ago as a unique holiday meal with his wife (and big-time Cthulhu fan) Jennifer Robledo, it's all perfectly harmless, off-the-shelf stuff. "We went and bought some crab legs and some octopus and bacon and cooked them all separate and slapped them together on a plate, and that was it," he told Gothamist. "It was delicious. The crab leg was awesome and the bacon added a nice flavor to the turkey. And for added horror, the serving platter is an old Nazi plate with a Swastika on the bottom that a friend bought in an old abandoned Luftwaffe base in Germany."

Eulberg and Robledo followed up on the "Cthurkey," as they called it (there was no duck, thus no Cthuken), with the Cthicken, which was essentially the same thing but with a chicken instead of a turkey and squid in place of octopus. And now that the photos have blown up on the internet, he said they might try to top it with a "full-on Cthulhu-themed dinner next Halloween. I don't know how we can make the turkey better, but maybe we can make tentacle cupcakes with gummy works. And maybe deep fry the whole thing."

Source: Gothamist [http://gothamist.com/2013/12/16/cthuken.php#photo-1]


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Daaaah Whoosh

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I don't know, I think I would be fine eating that.

If only because that's the only way to be sure it's dead.
 

Elf Defiler Korgan

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Elf Defiler Korgan said:
What a wonderful gift for his wife.
Nothing says "I love you" like lost sanity points.
I could not agree more. I spend a lot of time watching horror movies with my dark-eyed lady.

Last night, REC (2007). It is very good.
 

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I took one look at the picture and went "HOLY SHIT!". No thank you, I just wouldn't be able to get near the thing. It's just me. Just.. no.
 

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dylanmc12 said:
Wear it as a hat.
That would be a cool hat, but then again, that's a Crab with a Squid stuffed into it. So it'll probably be messy.

OT: Yeah, not a fan of Sea food, and it looks terrifying.
 

ckam

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I am quite terrified, and oddly interested in this. Well, I'm going to go sort out my feelings now.
 

lacktheknack

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As a fan of seafood, I would eat the hell out of that.

I mean, octopus stuffed crab! How have I not eaten this yet? The Lovecraft themes are a bonus.
 

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lacktheknack said:
As a fan of seafood, I would eat the hell out of that.

I mean, octopus stuffed crab! How have I not eaten this yet? The Lovecraft themes are a bonus.
For realsies. My seafood craving brain isn't even registering Cthulu,all I see is delicious CRAB and KALAMARI.
 

lacktheknack

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piinyouri said:
lacktheknack said:
As a fan of seafood, I would eat the hell out of that.

I mean, octopus stuffed crab! How have I not eaten this yet? The Lovecraft themes are a bonus.
For realsies. My seafood craving brain isn't even registering Cthulu,all I see is delicious CRAB and KALAMARI.
And with bacon on it? Man, I don't want mah turkey anymore.
 

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Being from Greece, I love eating Octopus and sea foods in general.
not scary at all. Just very well put together to create a new monster for our Nightmare.
Taste, taste nightmares....
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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It is not proper to merely serve the Cthuken on a bed of evil... it must be served on a bed of evil and lettuce. EVIL AND LETTUCE.
 

KoudelkaMorgan

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That thing looks substantially less horrifying than a regular lobster or crab, and people actually eat those. I'd eat the octopus part though.
 

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Wrapped in bacon? OK, I'm game to try some. Add some blood pudding to the meal and some tongue, cow probably, I'm getting hungry.