"Cthuken" Creator Says It Tastes Better Than It Looks

[Akytalusia]

The man who cooked up the horrific "Chtuken" holiday meal that's making the rounds today says it actually turned out to be quite tasty.

"Cthuken". anyway, just wanted to get that fixed. nothing else to add, really.
i'd try it, but not being a huge meat-eater, personally, i probably wouldn't find it too spectacular. it certainly doesn't win any points in aesthetic appeal.

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

I'll be the first to say it.
Headcrab.

 

[2xDouble]

Hey, look! someone else figured out how to make qagh [http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Gagh]... and make it palatable for humans.

 

[FightingFurball]

If Cthulhu ever rises to devour us all, he might realize to HIS horror, that he isn't the end but simply a delicacy
I especially look at you china!

 

[Me55enger]

I just sent this to a friend over steam who just told me he was eating crumpets.

I don't think he is eating crumpets anymore.

 

[renegade7]

I dunno...I mean, if you've considered how most poultry these days actually is produced before it reaches the consumer, it's actually not the grossest thing in the world.

Chicken nuggets anyone? I'll give you a hint: it involves a machine disturbingly similar to a woodchipper.

 

[Scars Unseen]

What a wonderful gift for his wife.

Nothing says "I love you" like lost sanity points.

I lost most of mine right around the time the words "I do" came out of my mouth.

 

[Psychobabble]

Okay. A roast turkey, some king crab legs, and some octopus tentacles. In my adventures through the world I've eaten all of these. I found them all delicious. And considering I am a rabid Lovecraft fan I find he somewhat incongruous combination wonderfully fascinating as well.

 

[Tiamat666]

He should have hidden a little motor inside or underneath to make it jerk and vibrate every now and then.

 

[Something Amyss]

I lost most of mine right around the time the words "I do" came out of my mouth.

This is why The One Ring is a terrible wedding symbol.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

'Honey! Another portal to the Eldritch realms just opened up in the oven!'
'Oh bloody hell, not again!'

 

[Imp_Emissary]

What a wonderful gift for his wife.

Nothing says "I love you" like lost sanity points.

Is it THAT much crazier than stuffing three different kinds of birds into each other?

...................Yeah. It is. xD

I don't know, I think I would be fine eating that.

If only because that's the only way to be sure it's dead.

Remember.
You are what you eat. xD

 

[Something Amyss]

Is it THAT much crazier than stuffing three different kinds of birds into each other?

...................Yeah. It is. xD

It is, but in fairness Turducken already struck me as a ridiculously crazy idea.

Remember.
You are what you eat. xD

No wonder I'm a hobo.

 

[Lt. Rocky]

As a fan of seafood, I would eat the hell out of that.

I mean, octopus stuffed crab! How have I not eaten this yet? The Lovecraft themes are a bonus.

For realsies. My seafood craving brain isn't even registering Cthulu,all I see is delicious CRAB and KALAMARI.

My thoughts exactly. That thing looks friggin' delicious. And if that was all crab or lobster instead of Turkey..oh man, I'd lose my shit and marry the chef.