Dolphins Enjoy Getting High on Puffer Fish Nerve Toxins

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Dolphins Enjoy Getting High on Puffer Fish Nerve Toxins


Recreational drug use isn't just for humans any more.

When I was a kid, a police officer came to my school and gave a presentation about the dangers of drug abuse. He taught us how to avoid junkies and drug dealers, but he didn't even mention the most predatory pusher in the sea: dolphins. I can't really blame him, though. We've only just discovered that dolphins are drug abusers.

A BBC film crew recently captured the incriminating footage using a remote-controlled camera disguised as a sea turtle. In it, several young dolphins can be seen manipulating a puffer fish, which then releases a nerve toxin. Toxins like these can be deadly in large doses, but these dolphins ingest just enough to turn swimming upside down into a spiritual experience.

"After chewing the puffer gently and passing it round," explains Rob Pilley, a zoologist who is working as a producer on the documentary series, "they began acting most peculiarly, hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection. It reminded us of that craze a few years ago when people started licking toads to get a buzz, especially the way they hung there in a daze afterwards. It was the most extraordinary thing to see."

The BBC hasn't released the footage just yet, but the series, which is called Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, will hit British airwaves this week. Though, you'll have to wait until the second episode.

Suddenly Sea World doesn't seem quite as wholesome as it once was.

Source: The Independent [http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/dolphins-deliberately-get-high-on-puffer-fish-nerve-toxins-by-carefully-chewing-and-passing-them-around-9030126.html]

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1337mokro

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They commit rapes, form gangs, use drugs and can talk to each other... if they start using fire we'll have to classify them as a sapient species and stop eating them.
 

CrazyGirl17

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...Are we sure humans didn't evolve from dolphins instead of apes? Kidding, kidding. But seriously, the learn I more about dolphins, the more I realize they're not so friendly as people like to say they are...
 

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Well, this is a twist of events.

I knew dolphins did some pretty weird stuff and can act like a bunch of dicks, but if they dig getting high then that would explain a few things...
CrazyGirl17 said:
...Are we sure humans didn't evolve from dolphins instead of apes? Kidding, kidding. But seriously, the learn I more about dolphins, the more I realize they're not so friendly as people like to say they are...
And Flipper suddenly isn't so whimsical anymore.
 

Remus

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With how smart dolphins are and the way sound travels underwater, how long before they realized that turtle wasn't really a turtle? They're swimming around it clicking like "Hey, look at this asshole!"
 

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Danm I must of watched too many Team Fortress 2 dubs since now I can easily see that clip being dub by the TF2 Spy!
Anyway, dang! I didn't know dolphin can be drugy, made me wonder what happens if one became addicted to it? How would one send it to rehab?
 

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CrazyGirl17 said:
...Are we sure humans didn't evolve from dolphins instead of apes? Kidding, kidding. But seriously, the learn I more about dolphins, the more I realize they're not so friendly as people like to say they are...
Dolphins are empathetic. That much is clear. But they ain't no sea angels, i've known that forever.
I once swam with some as a kid, they were devious little assholes but still seemed like they were having fun. So yeah emotionally I'd claim dolphins are closer to humans than any other species. Giving Apes a run for their money.
 

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MCerberus said:
Dolphins are also enjoy recreational sex and sadism. They're just like us.
Except stupider.

OT: So do people, thats why people eat the damn things, you can't get rid of all the poison, but the tiny amount in the safe flesh provides a high.
 

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Charli said:
CrazyGirl17 said:
...Are we sure humans didn't evolve from dolphins instead of apes? Kidding, kidding. But seriously, the learn I more about dolphins, the more I realize they're not so friendly as people like to say they are...
Dolphins are empathetic. That much is clear. But they ain't no sea angels, i've known that forever.
I once swam with some as a kid, they were devious little assholes but still seemed like they were having fun. So yeah emotionally I'd claim dolphins are closer to humans than any other species. Giving Apes a run for their money.
Now I want to see a fight between dolphins and Apes.
 

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I find the more interesting story here to be that apparently some sea turtles may in fact be remote cameras in disguise.
 

Angelous Wang

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I love this species.

Rapists and now druggies that have most the human race tricked into liking them. All those women walking around with jewellery symbols of rapists makes me smile.

Now if someone could just work out they are somehow racist and responsible for at least one genocide, then we can just start calling them sea-humans.
 

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Fucking dolphins! This was a much nicer neighbourhood before this riffraff showed up, what with their drugs, gangs and mad orgies!
 

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I wonder when Dolphins will get smart enough to start building their own machines? Once they learn how to make Tools, then I think we might be able to classify them as "Sapient". Also, they need an organized religion and a Family Structure, as well as at least one "Village" to be completley Sapient.
 

Angelous Wang

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Mr.Mattress said:
will get smart enough
It not a matter of intelligence. it's a matter of need.

Dolphins have never had any need for tools to overcome anything and they still don't, so they will never build any.

We needed a way to kill bigger and faster things so we made tools. There was no way we were killing mammoths or deer with our hands.
 

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"Listen well. You know what this is? This is the 1st prize trophy of the All-County Cocksucking Championships. The judges said I was like a vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end. Meet me out front in 20 minutes and you will have the most mind-blowing 30 seconds of your life. 20 minutes. Out front. Puffer fish."

Sorry, had to.
 

marurder

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The BBC is cool to bring us this information. I don't know how many other govt' funded media would do this. Certainly not in China.
 

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1337mokro said:
They commit rapes, form gangs, use drugs and can talk to each other... if they start using fire we'll have to classify them as a sapient species and stop eating them.
Or worse... got to war with them Highlander-style...

"There can be only one dominant sapient species..."

OT: Let me know when they start throwing up legit gang signs and/or lingo that is sure to become retro lingo in about 10 to 20 years... or if we end up with a dolphin equivalent to "Marley and Me"...

I would watch that (and this new upcoming special) with popcorn on hand...
 

FalloutJack

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Are you sure? Dolphins already act strange and admire their own reflection.