Obscure Resolutions Are Easier To Keep
- Thread starter Nick Lerman
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This year I have resolved not to drink formic acid.
It's a long shot but i think I can manage it.
It's a long shot but i think I can manage it.
I love these. I may not eat a chicken that has marinated in the moonlight but from that picture I will most definitely chase a chicken running along a beach in the moonlight. Especially if its a beheaded, plucked and marinated chicken because it must then by definition be undead.
I do find it entertaining.... especially the unicorn one.
I actually want to mini-hijack this and post my actual resolution:
I plan to buy less than 10 games for myself in the next year.
Just an FYI, during December, I purchased approximately 40.
I actually want to mini-hijack this and post my actual resolution:
I plan to buy less than 10 games for myself in the next year.
Just an FYI, during December, I purchased approximately 40.
SkarKrow said:
What if the tea was, in fact, FORMIC ACID?kailus13 said:
Now don't get me wrong, formic acid in small doses can be delicious.
It's what gives the chocolate-covered ant its unami.
Ah the delicious tang of the ants venom pouch bursting on o nes palette is nigh unrivalled int he ecstacy it can bring, however a teapot of formic acid may well prove to be a tad too much of that delightful tang and could even stand to ruin elevnses itself.Nick Lerman said:
Being a modern Englishman I don't drink tea really, I much prefer a good cup of coffee, preferably black or americano, no sugar.kailus13 said:
Perhaps a dash of amaretto to taste~
Please, real englishmen wear bowler hats and carry umbrellas.kailus13 said:
Hand them in at once!
Out of curiosity, would free games count? Like, would downloading Team Fortress 2 for free count as one of your ten?FoolKiller said:
Zombie marinade is totally underrated. Tastes like chick..Oh, wait.amaranth_dru said:
I have resolved to not teleport any unnecessary kittens to Mars this year.
No. As I said, I plan to BUY less than 10. A free acquisition is not a purchase. I could also get one as a gift.TheRiddler said:
My friend had a better question though. Does a Humble Bundle count as "1 game" or do I count each game in the bundle as separate?
My resolution?
Don't develop vorephilia, scatophilia, or emotophilia.
That might be pretty hard to keep, though.
Don't develop vorephilia, scatophilia, or emotophilia.
That might be pretty hard to keep, though.
I'd say that since they're being bought together in one package, I'd just have one bundle count as one game. Obviously up to you, though.FoolKiller said: