"charges up and beats everyone down so badly she ultimately brings the whole building down on them." ? And then throws the super weapon away for no good reason?
"scribbling "some ideas" onto a pane of glass." <= Pretty sure he asks for "a nail" and then scratches it in the bulletproof glass
"Fitz has activated an old S.H.I.E.L.D. distress signal" <= made me think Fury would come get them in a sub.
"and maybe swim to the surface" <= As a scuba diver I can tell you it's super easy from that depth. The air you breathe is enough to fill your lungs four times at surface level. So you MUST breathe out the entire way up, or your lungs burst. They actually don't do that when we see them rising, so they died. And there is NO way Fitz can go braindead in the short time it takes to get to the surface, even with no air in his lungs.
"Solid action scene" <= Actually, the part where the missile blows away the 4 Centipides is really badly timed/composited!!!
"ripping out a guy's rib and stabbing him to death with it" <= No super power needed to do that. I thought it was his spinal column, which can't be used for stabbing, but at least demonstrates inhuman strenght
"(the gag: He actually misheard it)" <= The way I heard this scene, it's clearly just a taunt from Fury. Because the phrase is along the lines "Being A PART of something bigger". And the bad guy just wants to eat the whole pie for himself...
"while Skye makes middle manager guy show her what The Incentives Program is" <= They already knew what it was from the start, she just needs to find the kid.
"right before Coulson casually blasts him to atoms" <= this really made it from "shit ending" to "Hell yeah!"
"misshapen and dripping with an oily black slime" <= Really? Huh! I thought it was supposed to be falling apart and all "gory" as far as TV can get.
"but it looks a lot more like a map or schematic than words or numbers" <= The first thing in my mind was a huge sigh: Guardians of the Galaxy reference star-map? Roll eyes time!
Overall I too enjoyed the episode a LOT, despite the tons of nitpicks to make about the details.
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