The Critical Miss Guide to Aging
- Thread starter The Wooster
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I am twenty nine years. In one months time I will be thirty.
I will also become an official Wizard..yay...
I will also become an official Wizard..yay...
I turned 34 last month. I feel like I've got one foot in the grave, with a few toes from my other foot dipping in as well. (In other words, it doesn't get any better)
Nearing 30, my skin is giving me problems worse than anything I dealt with in my teens. I don't heal or sober up as fast either. It takes a lot more work to keep my body from slowing me down.
Aging sucks, but at least I have money now at least until my health insurance copays deprive me of it.
Aging sucks, but at least I have money now at least until my health insurance copays deprive me of it.
I have gout and no one will care, will probably laugh when you tell them and give you sympathy for it. It literally cripples you while you have it. If you have any questions, ask away.
Age is just a number. Turned 30 in November, and I still relate much more to the first panel. The day I start looking up symptoms on WebMD is the day I eat a gun.
Im not going to age well given I pump my body full of caffeine on a literal daily basis, and Im not talking about coffee, Im talking about energy drinks.
4 years for me till I hit 30 though I'm not too worried about yet. After all I don't meet the minimum requirements for being 30 yet. You need to have a mortgage, be married and/or have children plus hate snowy weather because it makes getting to work a hassle. If you don't meet those requirements you just cap out at age 29 until you do meet them. That's how ageing works right? 
the years have kind of been nice to me so far as I often get mistaken for not even being in my 20s which I now take as a compliment when it used to annoy me when I was younger. However I do worry that the years will catch up with me eventually. I kind of imagine I'll go to bed on the eve of my 40th still only looking at most late twenties and wake up the next day with a massive beer belly, bald head and constant back pain because I believe life is just cruel like that.
What I'm trying to say is if there is deity, benevolent or otherwise that would like me perform their bidding in exchange for eternal youth I am open for bids.
the years have kind of been nice to me so far as I often get mistaken for not even being in my 20s which I now take as a compliment when it used to annoy me when I was younger. However I do worry that the years will catch up with me eventually. I kind of imagine I'll go to bed on the eve of my 40th still only looking at most late twenties and wake up the next day with a massive beer belly, bald head and constant back pain because I believe life is just cruel like that.
What I'm trying to say is if there is deity, benevolent or otherwise that would like me perform their bidding in exchange for eternal youth I am open for bids.
I'm 19 years old and yes, I can pretty much confirm to have shotgun slug to the head level resiliance.
But i'm afraid that invincible youth might end in about5 years...
Scratch that,2 years...
Scratch that, next week.
But i'm afraid that invincible youth might end in about
Scratch that,
Scratch that, next week.
I'm 29 years old and I'm so fucking glad nothing is wrong with me.
Although, I'm sure my body is just bidding its time before it strikes and starts breaking things.
Although, I'm sure my body is just bidding its time before it strikes and starts breaking things.
