The Dream

[The Wooster]

The Dream

It would make my life so much better.

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[JCAll]

Either someone just went through a break-up or this is how Super Meat Boy got started.

 

[Teoes]

I think it would've worked better as a comic if the blade had come down from the ceiling. /s

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I'll give you £100,000 for 30% of the business. Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.

 

[Zhukov]

The man is clearly just bitter over his complete lack of nipples and navel.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

... That's honestly one of the creepiest, and realest, things I've ever seen 0.0

 

[RJ 17]

The man is clearly just bitter over his complete lack of nipples and navel.

Doesn't help that the expression on his face makes him look like an alien.

 

[Micah Weil]

I'll give you £100,000 for 30% of the business. Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.

...totally going to use this one next time we have an argument about bed real estate...thank you in advance.

 

[marurder]

Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.

I cannot believe how accurate this strip is in my life...

Quoted for truth

 

[Scars Unseen]

God, I love being divorced. You know what's even worse than this? Having someone want to sleep all close and entwined with you. In August. In Okinawa. With 90% humidity.

God, I love being divorced.

 

[IceForce]

Someone's been watching too many old James Bond films.

"You expect me to move?"
"No, Mr Mrs Bond, I expect you to DIE!"

 

[Metalrocks]

lol. great idea. my wife does occupy most of the bed.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

There's a story behind this I'm sure, but I'm not sure I want to know what it is.

 

[Smoketrail]

There's a story behind this I'm sure, but I'm not sure I want to know what it is.

I have to assume this strip is the result of grey and carter sharing a bed. For reasons.

 

[JohnZ117]

You know what's even worse than this? Having someone want to sleep all close and entwined with you. In August. In Okinawa. With 90% humidity.

God, I love being divorced.

If it's anything like August in North Texas, I can empathize. It's only July, and I'm using TWO fans at night.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Turn your back to her and butt/hip check her to her side. Its super effective. Or poke your gf/wife with your awkward boner until she moves or gives you sex. Either ways, you win.

 

[Something Amyss]

Honestly? I'd rather deal with a bed hog than replacing the bedding/bed/whatever else gets soaked in blood.

 

[FPLOON]

All I could think about during that dream was the theme to Saw...

Other than that, I've never had that problem even when my mom and I slept in the same bed all those years ago...

 

[Skatologist]

Honestly? I'd rather deal with a bed hog than replacing the bedding/bed/whatever else gets soaked in blood.

Well then again, it was a dream.

And besides, sleeping in a blood soaked bed isn't nearly as bad as you think it'd be, except for the smell. Do not ask why or how I know this. <.<

In other news, this is the face of true happiness:

 

[Something Amyss]

Well then again, it was a dream.

And besides, sleeping in a blood soaked bed isn't nearly as bad as you think it'd be, except for the smell. Do not ask why or how I know this. <.<

I think it's best I follow your advice here.

In other news, this is the face of true happiness:

I think this is more the face of obsessive-compulsive release.