The Dream

JCAll

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Either someone just went through a break-up or this is how Super Meat Boy got started.
 

Teoes

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I think it would've worked better as a comic if the blade had come down from the ceiling. /s
 
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I'll give you £100,000 for 30% of the business. Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.
 

Zhukov

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The man is clearly just bitter over his complete lack of nipples and navel.
 

RJ 17

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Zhukov said:
The man is clearly just bitter over his complete lack of nipples and navel.
Doesn't help that the expression on his face makes him look like an alien.
 

Micah Weil

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Grouchy Imp said:
I'll give you £100,000 for 30% of the business. Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.
...totally going to use this one next time we have an argument about bed real estate...thank you in advance.
 

marurder

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Grouchy Imp said:
Too frequently have I had to attempt to sleep on a sliver of mattress whose width is more commonly associated with clotheslines in order to appease The Ever-Sprawling One.
I cannot believe how accurate this strip is in my life...

Quoted for truth
 

Scars Unseen

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God, I love being divorced. You know what's even worse than this? Having someone want to sleep all close and entwined with you. In August. In Okinawa. With 90% humidity.

God, I love being divorced.
 

IceForce

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Someone's been watching too many old James Bond films.

"You expect me to move?"
"No, Mr Mrs Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
 

Smoketrail

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canadamus_prime said:
o_O There's a story behind this I'm sure, but I'm not sure I want to know what it is.
I have to assume this strip is the result of grey and carter sharing a bed. For reasons.
 

JohnZ117

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Scars Unseen said:
You know what's even worse than this? Having someone want to sleep all close and entwined with you. In August. In Okinawa. With 90% humidity.

God, I love being divorced.
If it's anything like August in North Texas, I can empathize. It's only July, and I'm using TWO fans at night.
 

DTWolfwood

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Turn your back to her and butt/hip check her to her side. Its super effective. Or poke your gf/wife with your awkward boner until she moves or gives you sex. Either ways, you win.
 

Something Amyss

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Honestly? I'd rather deal with a bed hog than replacing the bedding/bed/whatever else gets soaked in blood.
 

FPLOON

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All I could think about during that dream was the theme to Saw...

Other than that, I've never had that problem even when my mom and I slept in the same bed all those years ago...
 

Skatologist

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Honestly? I'd rather deal with a bed hog than replacing the bedding/bed/whatever else gets soaked in blood.
Well then again, it was a dream. :p

And besides, sleeping in a blood soaked bed isn't nearly as bad as you think it'd be, except for the smell. Do not ask why or how I know this. <.<

In other news, this is the face of true happiness:

 

Something Amyss

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Skatologist said:
Well then again, it was a dream. :p

And besides, sleeping in a blood soaked bed isn't nearly as bad as you think it'd be, except for the smell. Do not ask why or how I know this. <.<
I think it's best I follow your advice here.

In other news, this is the face of true happiness:

I think this is more the face of obsessive-compulsive release.