Blowhard 2: Blow Harder

[The Wooster]

Blowhard 2: Blow Harder

He is genuinely quite dumb.

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[RJ 17]

Awww, that's not very nice, Grey. So what if he's not like this psycho [http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/02/speedrunner-beats-the-witness-in-under-26-minutes] who memorized all the solutions so he could beat the game in 25 minutes! At least Cory can draw!

 

[dangoball]

Sometimes I wonder to what degree are Grey's and Cory's CM personas inspired by their real personalities.

 

[lacktheknack]

Let the cuss-fest begin.

 

[CaitSeith]

There is no shame on consulting gamefaqs. OR IS IT?

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Maybe you should have left Erin where she was and made Grey Dies Alone.

/endjoke

 

[sageoftruth]

Ever try playing Witness with a friend? On the surface, it looks like two guys carefully putting their heads together to solve a difficult problem, but below the surface, it's a chest thumping dick-off where they're going "Think you're smarter than me, huh? Well, I'm gonna be the one who solves this next one, you SOB."

They should make a comic about that.

 

[Quellist]

Sometimes I wonder to what degree are Grey's and Cory's CM personas inspired by their real personalities.

You're not the only one. Lately half of their comics seem to be about them trashing each other

 

[TheCaptain]

That's the second smallest dick I've ever seen.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Eh, I never got that Intellectual Machismo thingy. If I'm stuck and my enjoyment of brute-forcing my way out of my rut is starting to dwindle, I'll go look at a walkthrough. I'm not one of these gamers who go through cardiac arrest every time you spoil a game mechanic or a section of gameplay in front of them. Some of my friends are, though - and it's distressing.

Buddy: "I'VE SEEN THE PUZZLE BE SOLVED! MY ENJOYMENT IS RUINED!" (insert friend quitting the game like a spoiled five year-old and throwing the controller onto the coffee table)

Me: "I'm starting to wonder if your brain isn't stuck in kindergarten, sometimes, despite all of your postgraduate work..."

 

[FPLOON]

I guess some people don't want to "witness" the answer beforehand...

Other than that, all this reminds me of that one scene in Clarence:

 

[mysecondlife]

Better start calling him oniichan pretty soon.

 

[silverhawk100]

That's my expression whenever i'm doing math problems .... god why does my country want me to ace Math 25 to get an AA degree?
I'll never be using such advanced math for anything, and haven't used it for any real life situations, ever >_>

Sorry, but you do need to know what a derivative is and, sometimes, how to find one. It is actually important for an educated person.

 

[chocolate pickles]

That's my expression whenever i'm doing math problems .... god why does my country want me to ace Math 25 to get an AA degree?
I'll never be using such advanced math for anything, and haven't used it for any real life situations, ever >_>

Sorry, but you do need to know what a derivative is and, sometimes, how to find one. It is actually important for an educated person.

As of yet in my life experience, I'm gonna disagree with that. Advanced maths is indeed useless in real life.