#101: Hut Hut Hut
- Thread starter The Wooster
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Well... great.
The unnecessary combat roll has me giggling. Though I can't see this ending well, especially with that tank there.
Unless... Gunny to the rescue?
The unnecessary combat roll has me giggling. Though I can't see this ending well, especially with that tank there.
Unless... Gunny to the rescue?
I gotta be honest, I missed both of those until you pointed them out because the racial humor had me laughing too hard. Those guards are gonna get sued so hard for that.The_Darkness said:
Was there an error with the layering? It looks like the line layer got dropped behind the color for one of the soldier's helmets.
... Also, why a toaster?
... Also, why a toaster?
Poo on you! Going for the healer. Someone didn't aggro during the raid.
Wait, if their guns do almost no damage, how will a sword fair any better?
Wait, if their guns do almost no damage, how will a sword fair any better?
Yeah, I had to go back and I found where it said "COMBAT ROLL". Now that guy is in line for a promotion!Xan Krieger said:
I wonder what's in that For Dummies book that makes beating that guy not about race. And if it says anything about elves.
Wonder if its a reference to the 'can't see s***' meme where a particularly unwieldy helmet was made into a toaster?-Dragmire- said:
by the logic of his own and our own universe his armour is too dense for their bullets or melee weapons to even affect him. by JRPG rules he is an archer, meaning he is effectively wearing krumkake plating https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krumkake (these things crack and cumble if you so much as give them a particularly stern look)The_Darkness said:
It's in case the protagonist from I Am Bread randomly attacks; that way finishing the goal of that game is right there and therefore Bread's no longer a threat.-Dragmire- said:
RPG logic. The more practical the weapon, the more useless it is. An assault rifle tickles a little bit. A sword is better. A giant, unbalanced monstrosity with a pizza cutter glued to it [http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/luso350_6404.jpg] is better yet. And if you see someone wielding a dodgeball, RUN.Renegade-pizza said:
They can't kill the healer yet. We've yet to reach the shoehorned in love triangle... unless Erin will be taking up that mantle, in which case my choice would be Not-Barrett for the moonlit tram ride.
As with any JRPG, enemy weapons become can more effective against players in situations where plot or significant character development can happen. For example in a situation where a character death would be quite poignant a standard guard could easily kill a party member with a particularly sharp pencilRenegade-pizza said:
Oh that got me as well. Thankfully I had no liquids in my hands or en route from mouth to throat because it would have been a spill/spittake respectively otherwise.Caramel Frappe said:Dat 3rd panel below with the riot agent looking up the For Dummies book ... that made me nearly spill my coffee.
Thanks for the major laugh guys, really appreciate it
OT: Oh noes, time to subvert the Aerith trope in hilarious fashion. Its too early for cereal drama.
Hey now, toasters can be cool.Windknight said:
OT: To quote TFS DBZ Abridged: No one fucks with the White Mage.
If the tazer didn't work, they were gonna plug it in and make the terrorists take turns sticking a knife in it.-Dragmire- said:
The title just makes me want to re-watch the Blues Brothers now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atks5rRqQkg
