The Lost And Damned DLC: Now With Extra Peen

[Andy Chalk]

The Lost And Damned DLC: Now With Extra Peen

Grand Theft Auto IV [http://www.rockstargames.com].

The trouser snake comes off the leash during a cut scene between Johnny Klebbitz, the game's protagonist, and Congressman Thomas Stubbs, who's getting a massage when the two characters first meet. Apparently the Congressman has an underdeveloped sense of modesty, spending much of the encounter speaking to Klebbitz in the buff, with his junk on prominent display. Kotaku [http://kotaku.com/5154550/gta-iv-the-lost-and-damned-also-adds-full-frontal-nudity] describes the Congressional love muscle as "a very poorly groomed, uncut and unabashed set of man tools."

The DLC is rated M (Mature) by the no stranger to controversy [http://www.esrb.org], but even by those standards this is pushing it.

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned DLC comes out on February 17, exclusively for the Xbox 360 [http://www.xbox.com].


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[Baby Tea]

'Ejaculation of outrage'?
Subtle.

Rockstar seems to be focused more and more on pissing people off who, admittedly, have no reason to be pissed off.

'My 8 year old saw a penis in your game!'
'What is an 8 year old doing playing an M rated game?'
'...Democrats?'
'Aaaaand this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant.'

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Wow...The Simpsons movie was pretty bad, imagine how over the top people are going to get about a game. Not only that, a game that comes under fire at least once a month.

 

[Cousin_IT]

I, for one, look forward to seeing a prominently displayed somewhat poorly pixilated penis. Infact It might even make me try n enjoy GTAIV again...nah its not that awesome

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Wait, so there's going to be an actual visible penis in this game?


Um...Why?

 

[Lord_Panzer]

The Lost and Dongs, anyone?

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

Gamevideos.com already has the vid...

its very detailed.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Wait, so there's going to be an actual visible penis in this game?


Um...Why?

Somehow, I doubt anyone at Rockstar even thought to ask that.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I think rockstar gets off on conteversy.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

I think rockstar gets off on conteversy.

Yeah...they have a sentient marketing team involved with their development team.

 

[mokes310]

OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO SEE A PENIS? Holy shit, I haven't seen one of those since I took a piss an hour ago. Whatever will the world do now that a penis is on display in a video game? Imagine all of the people who haven't seen one...er wait, imagine the two people who haven't seen one...er, wait a minute, who hasn't seen one?

I love how we're so worried about sex and reproductive organs in this country. A man getting his face shot off is ok, but I draw the line with nudity.

Words cannot describe how pissed off I'll be at the first person who says that it's corrupting America's youth!

 

[Stylish_Robot]

This just in: we have received reports that disbarred and all-around annoyance Jack Thompson is threatening to visit everyone's house to prevent them from buying the new Grand Theft Auto IV DLC, stating that "it will teach underaged kids how to have sex".

You know it's gonna happen.

 

[ElephantGuts]

If I'm not mistaken this is a first isn't it? I would sound more surprised but I just read this about five minutes ago in IGN's review of the DLC. This isn't exactly something I'm looking forward to seeing but for some reason I feel good about it. Maybe something with Rockstar being brave and progressive? Anyway, I hope they don't catch too much shit for it.

I wonder if this will be seen as better or worse than them showing full female nudity? Cue yet another sexism debate...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Wait, so there's going to be an actual visible penis in this game?


Um...Why?

To do what Rockstar does best. Stick 2 fingers up at video game haters.

Wow...The Simpsons movie was pretty bad, imagine how over the top people are going to get about a game. Not only that, a game that comes under fire at least once a month.

Jeez, I still wonder why they even did that in the Simpsons. Game still seems sweet though.

Muh, I got a laugh out of it. It was certainly worth it for all the outrage it caused.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Here we go again...

 

[Yog Sothoth]

Best news story I've read all day. And I was just thinking earlier, "You know, GTA IV was pretty good, but it just didn't have enough peen..."

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Best news story I've read all day. And I was just thinking earlier, "You know, GTA IV was pretty good, but it just didn't have enough peen..."

My thoughts exactly. A good cock would make this game so much better.

Take that as you will.

 

[barryween]

'Ejaculation of outrage'?
Subtle.

Rockstar seems to be focused more and more on pissing people off who, admittedly, have no reason to be pissed off.

'My 8 year old saw a penis in your game!'
'What is an 8 year old doing playing an M rated game?'
'...Democrats?'
'Aaaaand this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant.'

Yeah. "well mam, not only are you stupid for not listening to the ESRB, your son has a penis."
"SO!"
"so...he's already seen a penis, and he wasnt scared by that so...
"But then he threw a fit! Video games are corupting him!"
"then why did you buy him one?"
"because he threatend to hit me if I didnt!"
"Mam, would you like to go deep into the forest and look at my new shotgun?"
One down, hundreds of thousands more to go.