Good to see the homeland's etiquette hasn't been washed away by the tides of twinkles, fake cheese and an overabundance of vitamin D mixed with toxic, liberal misuse of the poor word "ironic."
To vainly (is that a word? It sounds like it shouldn't be, but it must!) add extra options, if I can utilise this site's font manipulation code without killing anybody this time;
"Holy shit!":"My dearest beefcake brother in battle, if you have a moment, how is your armour speed stripping skill coming along? It appears the latest of surprises has rendered one at the mercy of one's own unceremonious defecation. I wouldn't usually ask, but you know how it is with these shoulders and such duties."
"Let's keep moving.":"Last one to the end of this linear corridor's a dirty stinking socialist!"
"This isn't good!":I hate myself, my life, you, you, your pets, your kids and your kids pets...kill me please, end this eternal suffering. WHHHYYYY??!!?" *Breaks down sobbing and slowly eats the gravel*
"Let's get out of here!":"Autobots...rollout!" *Transform into vehicles to roll out from whence they came*
Hmm, last one sounds suspiciously familiar though. Will have to look into that...
