Suggesting Some Fixed Dialogue for Gears of War 4

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Suggesting Some Fixed Dialogue for Gears of War 4

The dialogue in Gears of War 4 leaves a lot to be desired, but Yahtzee has some suggestions to fix it.

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Neurotic Void Melody

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Good to see the homeland's etiquette hasn't been washed away by the tides of twinkles, fake cheese and an overabundance of vitamin D mixed with toxic, liberal misuse of the poor word "ironic."

To vainly (is that a word? It sounds like it shouldn't be, but it must!) add extra options, if I can utilise this site's font manipulation code without killing anybody this time;

"Holy shit!":"My dearest beefcake brother in battle, if you have a moment, how is your armour speed stripping skill coming along? It appears the latest of surprises has rendered one at the mercy of one's own unceremonious defecation. I wouldn't usually ask, but you know how it is with these shoulders and such duties."

"Let's keep moving.":"Last one to the end of this linear corridor's a dirty stinking socialist!"

"This isn't good!":I hate myself, my life, you, you, your pets, your kids and your kids pets...kill me please, end this eternal suffering. WHHHYYYY??!!?" *Breaks down sobbing and slowly eats the gravel*

"Let's get out of here!":"Autobots...rollout!" *Transform into vehicles to roll out from whence they came*
Hmm, last one sounds suspiciously familiar though. Will have to look into that...
 

Kenjitsuka

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"and contracting syphilis."
Yeah, that's a wee pisser, that one!

Anyway, this one's a keeper! :D :D :D
Keep up the great work!!! (Cause good just doesn't cut it for me) ;)
 

WindKnight

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"Let's get out of here!" - 'Marines, We are LEAVING.'

Just substitute marines for whatever is appropriate.
 

Darth_Payn

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I remember STAR WARS: Republic Commando, and I could always count on my funniest squadmate, Scorch, to lighten the mood:
"I wonder what the weather on Kamino is like today."
"Do you think it's too late to switch to being a fighter pilot?"
"If we're all clones, why don't we sound the same?"
 

mrdude2010

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These are great.
Darth_Payn said:
I remember STAR WARS: Republic Commando, and I could always count on my funniest squadmate, Scorch, to lighten the mood:
"I wonder what the weather on Kamino is like today."
"Do you think it's too late to switch to being a fighter pilot?"
"If we're all clones, why don't we sound the same?"
That game was really underrated. I had so much fun with it.