Marter said:Monster Trucks - Truck This Tire Fire
Monster Trucks is trucking awful.
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Tumble liked it? Oh god, the tentacle porn!Scarim Coral said:Funny how someone from Tumblr (no suprised there) was trying to say the film was good as in better than expected which was low to being with. I'm not suprised the general opinion swade the film to be awful overall.
But it still needs to drink gasoline??BuildsLegos said:It's a land-squid that wears the mostly empty shell of a truck.
But it still has functioning wheels?BuildsLegos said:From what I understand, it was their food source until Big Oil took it away. Considering gasoline is made from the melted guts of the Cambrian Explosion, it's far less ridiculous than rich people wanting to kill creatures new to Science rather than capitalize on their existence.
Huh...Okay that's a pretty committed monster. Fair play there.BuildsLegos said:In the trailer, it nearly dropped a wheel whilst jumping off a cliff and reached out to grab it before landing; probably the most exciting moment in the movie that doesn't involve reckless 2nd-degree murder. So the wheels aren't functional or even attached directly to the truck, the monster is just holding and spinning them.Xsjadoblayde said:But it still has functioning wheels?BuildsLegos said:From what I understand, it was their food source until Big Oil took it away. Considering gasoline is made from the melted guts of the Cambrian Explosion, it's far less ridiculous than rich people wanting to kill creatures new to Science rather than capitalize on their existence.
Now I don't know whether to feel guilty or smug that I got to go and see Your Name, which is an absolutely wonderful film which YOU SHOULD ALL GO AND WATCH HOLY SHIT, while you had to watch Monster Trucks.Marter said:Monster Trucks - Truck This Tire Fire
Monster Trucks is trucking awful.
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I've seen it so we're all good.09philj said:Now I don't know whether to feel guilty or smug that I got to go and see Your Name, which is an absolutely wonderful film which YOU SHOULD ALL GO AND WATCH HOLY SHIT, while you had to watch Monster Trucks.
Will there be a full review on the site?Marter said:I've seen it so we're all good.09philj said:Now I don't know whether to feel guilty or smug that I got to go and see Your Name, which is an absolutely wonderful film which YOU SHOULD ALL GO AND WATCH HOLY SHIT, while you had to watch Monster Trucks.
Very doubtful - unless its (semi-)wide release doesn't have much competition.09philj said:Will there be a full review on the site?
Because YOU'RE WRONG! That's why! America!008Zulu said:On a somewhat related tangent; Why do Americans spell Tire (as in a car) and Tire (as working to the point of exhaustion) the exact same way?
FYI, here in Australia, we spell it Tyre (as in a car), so there is no confusion.
Those u's were excessive, the US did the world a FAVOR, and er makes more sense than re.Sniper Team 4 said:Because YOU'RE WRONG! That's why! America!008Zulu said:On a somewhat related tangent; Why do Americans spell Tire (as in a car) and Tire (as working to the point of exhaustion) the exact same way?
FYI, here in Australia, we spell it Tyre (as in a car), so there is no confusion.
But truthfully, it's probably the same reason we in the U.S. spell several words differently. Honor vs. honour, color vs. colour, theater vs. theatre...the U.S. wanted to rebel so hard against Great Britain that we straight up changed the English language, and it has stuck to this day.