Anti-Spore: Serious Or Spoof?

Andy Chalk

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Anti-Spore: Serious Or Spoof?


Spore [http://www.spore.com] has been the target of various criticisms since its launch in early September, but none have been quite so heavy-handed as those found at Anti-Spore, a website that decries the game's evolutionary principles while calling Will Wright "evil."

Stuart Houghton at Kotaku [http://kotaku.com/5047410/bizarre-anti+spore-website-takes-issue-with-stance-on-creationism] seems unsure whether the site is intended as ironic humor, and to be quite honest so am I, but the more I read the harder it gets to believe that Anti-Spore, described as "Resisting EA's War on Creationism," isn't a deadly serious site from someone genuinely concerned about EA's "attack on Christian values."

"Yesterday I found out about a new game called Spore when my son asked me to buy it for him. It looked innocent enough and has "E for Everyone" ESRB [http://www.esrb.org] rating. But don't be mislead, apparently "everyone" means everyone they want to teach evolution to," the site's creator wrote in his opening post. "The entire game is propaganda aimed directly at our children to teach them evolution instead of creationism, or 'intelligent design' if you go for stupid PC terms. The object of the game is to evolve from a 'spore' into demon-like intelligent space creatures that violently take over the galaxy."

The author also decries the existence of "human looking characters who do things reserved only for games with an M rating," and is also presumably less than thrilled with the ability of players to create such characters. He makes special note of the Creature Creator's plethora of penises, saying, "This is not funny, this is not cute."

Spore creator Will Wright unsurprisingly earns some special bashing. The author refers to Episcopal Church [http://simcity.ea.com/], a smart man like Will Wright would not be capable of creating Spore," the author wrote. "However, we must be reminded that the Episcopal Church is the only church in America that ordains homosexuals on a regular basis. It makes sense that a perverted church would cause a man to make the creations he has in this game. It just may be that evolution is not the only thing to fear this game teaching your children."

But as straight as it's played, I just can't quite buy that's 100 percent serious. The author slams the existence of pornbeasts and giant penis monsters, but includes images and videos of those same creatures in action. His response to user feedback also hints at irony buried so deep that it's virtually undetectable: When one reader points out that fake penises can be built out of Lego [http://www.lego.com/], the author replies, "Part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful." But not a wink or a nudge or even a smirking twitch reveals that this is anything but completely serious.

I don't know. I just can't tell. But if you're curious, have a peek at antispore.com [http://antispore.com] and see if you can figure it out. (And if you do, let me know.)



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Dechef

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Malygris post=7.71087.712874 said:
It just may be that evolution is not the only thing to fear this game teaching your children."
As if the game forces you to believe in evolution from now on. Pssh, religious nut. (or someone who has a weird sense of humour... I'm not quite sure either.)
 

Jumplion

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It was bound to happen sooner or later but seriously?

"Part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful"

I remember playing with LEGOs before, and I made a sort of knife thing and pretended to stab my friend in the chest (it was years after we used to play them, don't worry)

I wouldn't be surprised if this person made their own penis monster.

EDIT: Hell, after seeing the pictures on the website, I wouldn't be surprised if he made all of those!
 

LOOY

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If anything the game supports the idea of a god (you) influencing evolution, so it's kinda' neutral.

Meh, it sucks anyway.
 

Mstrswrd

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I actually recently saw a website simmilar to this, in which the reviewer bascially decried ievery game ever, but since he was on a strict Catholic Campus, wasn't actually allowed to play these games. I couldn't figure out if it was real or not before it was closed due to the unofficial raid the GT users ended up doing without meaning to (seriously. We just wanted to laugh at the stupidity). Yeah... religious fanatics are great.
 

bad rider

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Whoa http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.70435?page=1 someone called this one.
Gratz to this forum.
 

L.B. Jeffries

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Judging by the banner ads, I'd say our boy is doing a near perfect Andy Kaufman con and laughing all the way to the bank.

And why does he have to drag Anglicans into it? I like being Episcopalian. We're like diet Catholic, half the sins and twice the fun.
 

ckeymel

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I thought that this site was a joke, but it's so totally not.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

And so anti-spore is probably very real to the people who run it. This guy sounds like a real winner anyways:

"Seems a lot of Evolutionairyists have been stopping by and commenting.

I am not afraid of a debate. I just wish they would be a little nicer. But I understand that some people get pretty defensive when they know they are wrong."

 

Jumplion

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I'm really tempted to reply to this statement;

"Jay, I want to point out that if God created evolution, wouldn?t he have said so in the bible?"

Newsflash, God didn't create the bible. You nutjobs did! He created the Torah though.

I'm so tempted to say that, but I'm to lazy. Maybe when I show this to my friend...

"Seems a lot of Evolutionairyists have been stopping by and commenting.

I am not afraid of a debate. I just wish they would be a little nicer. But I understand that some people get pretty defensive when they know they are wrong."
Heh, I call bullshit on that.
 

meatloaf231

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Crazy Dumbass said:
The object of the game is to evolve from a 'spore' into demon-like intelligent space creatures that violently take over the galaxy.
You know, that's actually hilariously accurate to what people end up doing. I mean after all, everyone says the military path is the easiest.
 

bad rider

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I don't get why two theory's can't be taught, or is it that having two conflicting theory's will make minds explode. Anyone against spore because of it's theory that it would imply, is obviously against free speech. Reminds me of when Galen's ideas where challenged and scientists lost all standing because of religious views throughout those century's until the Renaissance.
 

Versuvius

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i play spore. And if evolution, IE eating things for DNA and then sticking on random bits to make them bitey, and go from cell to universal ruler in 5 hours, is LEARNING REAL EVOLUTION, my ass can create black holes at will and then fire them via an anti matter cannon. Evolution is a random useful mutation, Spore is adding a biological buzzsaw and purple goop spitting death...do you see any creatures like that?
 

Jhereg42

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ckeymel post=7.71087.713038 said:
I thought that this site was a joke, but it's so totally not.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
I LOVED the thing about Atheists on that page. Anybody who is a christian (or an Atheist for that matter) knows that this kind of BS is just paranoid stupidity.

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, tell a parent of pastor right away. You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM. Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's word. Very advanced Witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches."

EDIT: Ok, after seeing the Creation science section I cannot believe this is real. The Q&A is just too strange.
Q: "I saw in a secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?"
A: "No, Secular movies lie. T-Rex was a herbivore, it's sharp teeth used to shred plants. The Ark passengers were safe from harm.
Q: "My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?"
A: "God gave your friend that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of evolutionism."
 

Bigdom

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I saw the link to Anti Spore and while it's entirely possible that this is a spoof I know first hand how crazy these people can be so my itchy fingers got the better of me and resulted in the following (lengthy) post. I hate these psycho's so much i want to explode!!!!!

"I very rarely make forum posts and I?m pretty sure that this post will be removed immediately but I really have to respond to this site in general (i?m not picking on this particular post). Having browsed through some of the hate-mongering against homosexuals/atheists (unrelated in reality btw) and generally anyone you don?t like, I feel you?ve all completely missed the point of the game. That?s right, I said GAME!!!!! It?s a product intended to entertain and you lot have decided somehow that it?s all about attacking your beliefs which is a bit self indulgent. The idea behind spore was to allow players to contribute to all something. To create something and know that another player has your handmade avatars populating their experience as they play. Just because a few idiots decide to depict a malformed freak having sex then hate the idiot, not themedium through which it?s created. All I?ve seen here is the usual desire of people with overinflated opinions of themselves to not only stifle ideas and creativity, but to use this as a basis for attacks on other people?s beleifs when you whine about your own being questioned to begin with. I get the impression from the general religious fervour present that there are a lot of americans who are posting here. Most of the regimes that american christian institutions claim to despise (nazi?s/communists etc) were able to come into existance because enough people thought it was ok to police people?s ideas and silence them forcefully through book burning, violence and such.
Reference to Benzene above: The bible was written by Jews, not God (gasp!!!). I?m trying to restrain my rage at you throwing Bible references in to a discussion on a game but ?.. I can?t think how to finish this sentence without calling you some ?very naughty words?. Oh yeah, and the reference to the Episcopal Church and being evil because they ordain gays is beyond belief. If there was a hell then whoever wrote that deserves to burn in it"

And breathe....
 

HobbesMkii

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I think it's a hoax. I don't doubt there are people who still use the term "creationism" but I do doubt that people who use the term "creationism" over intelligent design are tech savvy.
 

Bigdom

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LOL!!!! I just saw Chuck Norris being quoted on that objective ministries site. Apparently he wants to 'kick the bible back into classrooms and dojo's where it belongs' TESTIFY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
 

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I make a point of not using "Intelligent Design", its a bullshit term designed to make it look less like religion and more like science.

Don't give them the slight extra credibility of using their terms - just call it what it is.
 

CrabRangoon

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I think its just supposed to be ironic humor.

I've been indoctrinated with Baptist doctrine all my life, and most of my friends, believe in a religion that has the values of a strict creationism teach. (Duh)

I don't really have a problem with it because, ITS A GAME.

None of my friend have a real problem with it ,as far as I know. Even the hardcore bible thumpers, they all say the same, its a toy, its a game, and its just a entertainment object.


Unless.... there someone who want to make a deal about it and make the people who believe in a religion look insane.

Have a problem with it? Don't play it insano!