Relive The Best of Street Fighter: The Movie

[Jared Rea]

Relive The Best of Street Fighter: The Movie

Discover why, along with Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption and The Lion King, 1994 is the greatest year in cinema history.

There is no greater joy in this world than opening up ones email inbox and finding a freshly delivered item from one of the internets many fine retailers, informing you that some frivolous piece of crap that you simply could not live without is currently racing to your door. Earlier this morning, I received the following email-

Greetings from Amazon.com.

We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items, and that this
completes your order.

1 Street Fighter Extreme Edition Blu-Ray [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/87376-Street-Fighter-Extreme-Edition-Announced-for-Blu-Ray] ...

Yes, the film that the New York Times once referred to as, "A dreary, overstuffed hodgepodge of poorly edited martial arts sequences and often unintelligible dialogue," has finally come to Blu-Ray, and not a moment too soon. With the release of 1994 [http://www.streetfighter.com/].

1UP has put together a fantastic collection of straight illin' tracks [http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3172664].

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[The_root_of_all_evil]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

 

[DaxStrife]

I feel the urge to link the "Nostalgia Critic" review of this piece of crap, but I'd probably get a temp-ban for it. Suffice to say, it would sum up my opinions of this movie quite nicely.
At least it's one of the few movies where you see Jean Claude get killed, even if it doesn't stick.

 

[NeoAC]

Whichever greasy FOX exec dragged this up from the 5th circle of hell needs to have an anal probe done on him by Dhalsim.

And that's the real Dhalsim, not that doctor in the movie.

 

[sheic99]

I wouldn't mind a shirt that gives me CPR when I died. If they sold that I would buy it.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

Sir, if you insult the love of my life, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

 

[BookishBarbarian]

Relive The Best of Street Fighter: The Movie

Yes, the film that the New York Times once referred to as, "A dreary, overstuffed hodgepodge of poorly edited martial arts sequences and often unintelligible dialogue," has finally come to Blu-Ray, and not a moment too soon. With the release of 1994 [http://www.streetfighter.com/].

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Dreary? this masterpiece was anything but! and who the hell uses the word "hodgepodge"? the New York Times can kiss the zangief tattoo that bridges my two ass cheeks.

 

[CrafterMan]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

Sir, if you insult the love of my life, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Root's going to throw hands everybody!

*Roll up, roll up*

 

[Keane Ng]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Au contraire, Kylie made it EVEN better.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Any scene with Bison = WIN.

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RIP Raul Julia, you are truely legend.

"On the contrary, I mourn. I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield. One gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then, I would snap his spine. Ah! The road not taken."

"This money isn't worth the paper it's printed on!"
"On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five british pounds. For that is the exchange rate the bank of England will set once I kidnap their queen."

 

[Logan Westbrook]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

Sir, if you insult the love of my life, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Fine.

I choose Ken

 

[MrGFunk]

Relive The Best of Street Fighter: The Movie

Relive, I've stricken from my memory and I've never watched it. I purposely avoided this at the cinema and have made no attempt to watch it since.

Imagine my disappointment when I assumed this thread was about the Anime.
I thought "Easy - Vega vs Chun Li"

If that happens in the live action block shockbuster consider this my favorite bit by association

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

Sir, if you insult the love of my life, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Fine.

I choose Ken

Cammy of course, but we're playing on this version [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter:_The_Movie_(arcade_game)]. Still think you're man enough?

 

[Logan Westbrook]

A film so bad even Kylie couldn't save it.

Save it? She was one of the things that was wrong with it!

Sir, if you insult the love of my life, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Fine.

I choose Ken

Cammy of course, but we're playing on this version [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter:_The_Movie_(arcade_game)]. Still think you're man enough?

You....you're not going to dress as Cammy as well are you?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You....you're not going to dress as Cammy as well are you?

What do you think? The leotard could do with a bit of airing.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

You....you're not going to dress as Cammy as well are you?

What do you think? The leotard could do with a bit of airing.

I forfeit.

 

[Radelaide]

You....you're not going to dress as Cammy as well are you?

What do you think? The leotard could do with a bit of airing.

I forfeit.

Good choice.