Zelda Fan Auctions Ocarina-Shaped Piece of Chicken

Keane Ng

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Zelda Fan Auctions Ocarina-Shaped Piece of Chicken



When a Zelda fan discovered an ocarina-shaped chicken tender at McDonald's, he thought it was a treasure worthy of selling on eBay. He was wrong.

Some people see Abraham Lincoln or The Virgin Mary in their junk food. Others, meanwhile, see iconic videogame items. That's what happened to a resident of Bloomington, Minnesota, who ventured into a McDonald's craving some deep friend chicken substance and instead emerged with what he thought was an utter treasure.

"The shining beam of light accompanied by the melodic Zelda jingle blared out of the chicken select treasure box that was handed to me by a late night, tired, acne infested teenage boy as I opened it and discovered what lay in wait for me," eBay user 0iz0 wrote. What he had was a chicken select that looked almost (almost) like the ocarina from the Legend of Zelda series.

Naturally, 0iz0's first thought wasn't to eat the thing, but to try to make some money off of it on eBay [http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170351743691]. "Anyone who is a true Zelda fan must get this precious gem of unintentional craftsmanship!" he declared. Don't pass this opportunity, for I am certain you will be able to make great music and friends with this golden nugget!"

This time around, one man's treasure was indeed everyone else's garbage. Though the tender does bear some likeness to the ocarina (or maybe Boba Fett's ship from the side), I guess the $25 starting bid was too much to swallow for any potential buyers. He even offered free shipping, but oh well. Maybe he'll put it up for auction again, hopefully after freezing the thing.

[Via Joystiq [http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2009/07/06/time-runs-out-for-zelda-esque-chicken-strip-auction/]]

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TheBluesader

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No, but they'll buy the Christ Toast and the Mary Grease Stain.

He should have said it looks like Jesus's hand, reaching out to the world. Then the $25 would have been far too low.
 

Sixties Spidey

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Yes because there will be legions, if hell all, a mass exodus of retarded fucking fanboys lining up to dump millions of dollars just to walk away with stupid fucking shit.

Not bright. Not bright at all.
 
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If you ask me it kind of looks like a gun.
But thats just me.


And anyone else start to want some chicken after reading this?
 

randommaster

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As bad as this is, it's still not the worst eBay story. That honor goes to the guy who sold, as was described "absolutely nothing," for forty dollars. Untill I see something top that, I won't be surprised by eBay.
 
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Holy mother of unintentional comedy! This is just so wrong, I can´t even grasp the whole magnitude of its wrongness.

HardRockSamurai said:
Ha ha ha! Someone needs to add this in the dictionary under:

Truly so. Like being hit in the face with a brick shaped like a fail.

EDIT: I seem to be in an unusually foul mood today, and the world isn´t making it any better. This is what I meant to say:
-Zen- said:
He's not very bright, is he?
 

nerdsamwich

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Why not just spend the like, two bucks and get an actual ocarina? They even come in powder blue, so you can be just as cool as Fagballs--I mean Link.
 

Soxafloppin

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ive got plenty of chicken pieces shaped like that, a today i got a crisp like Gary Linikers ears.