Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"

[John Funk]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"

Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 director and producer Yosuke Hayashi is very forthright with Team Ninja's core design philosophy: "Every man loves tits."


The above video comes to us courtesy of German gaming site traded gore for boobies [http://www.areagames.de/]: Was the increased focus on jubbliness a trade-off for not having as much over-the-top violence as previous Ninja Gaiden games?

Hayashi responded with a knowing laugh, and responded via his personal translator, "Every man really loves tits. That's the message; nothing above it, nothing below it."

Gee, really? Team Ninja loves boobs? Man, I could seen that one coming [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/93860-Oh-Japan-Boobs-Used-As-Marketing-For-Ninja-Gaiden-Sigma-2]. This comes as a huge surprise to me!

In a way, you really do have to admire their straightforwardness. Instead of pretending that they're just making attractive women for some other, not-true reason, the folks at Team Ninja are being blunt and straightforward about it. It's like they're saying: "We like breasts. Breasts are awesome. We will put lots of breasts into our games, and they will bounce, and we shall look upon them and say that they are good."

It's... really sort of pure.

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[Sparrow]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

 

[happysock]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

That doesn't stop them jiggling them though lol

 

[Joshimodo]

Well, you have to admire the boobs fact that they know what they're doing, and aren't just hiding behind corporate bullshit.

 

[theultimateend]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

I do.

But back on topic.

I don't know if 'love' is strong enough a word.

I can have the shittiest day ever (I find them quite common in retail) and just a flash can turn all that gloom and doom into a brightly colored joy fest .

 

[Lord Beautiful]

As much as the overly jiggly/massive breasts annoy me, I do admire the man's honesty. Granted, I rather like breasts, but virtual breasts, fucking massive virtual breasts that move with the consistency of Jello, are not my cup of tea.

 

[Bassman_2]

I have to start up my PS3 now so I can stare at moving breasts now. Thanks for reminding me!

 

[The Kangaroo]

Well at least they aren't bullshitting us as to their reasons

 

[IamQ]

He's straight forward like Bobby Kotick. Only that this guy is awesome.

 

[Woodsey]

What was that article about the other week on here...? Something to do with gamers being mature on the subject of sex?

Yeah - these guys show that we can handle it SO maturely.

It's not even funny, and I'm 15 and my brain power is split 80:20 in favour of tits.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"We like breasts. Breasts are awesome. We will put lots of breasts into our games, and they will bounce, and we shall look upon them and say that they are good."

You know, if more companies would develop a philosophy like that, the world would be a much bouncier and more enjoyable place.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Well, you have to admire the boobs fact that they know what they're doing, and aren't just hiding behind corporate bullshit.

I think Tecmo was founded on the love of boobs, so one of the employee's saying "boobs are great" is like a macdonalds employee asking you if you want fries with that.

edit: If Team Ninja add this jiggle physics to "Metroid Other M", people will be hurt.

 

[dalek sec]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

I spent a whole month trying to do that.

Well atleast the guys honest about it and not trying to make up bullshit excuse.

 

[RanD00M]

I don´t love them.So i´m not a man anymore?.

 

[axia777]

I am an ass/hips man myself, but breasts are good too. Not too big but not too small either. I like a high C low D cup. The female form rules.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

I do love breasts as much as the next guy, but I prefer them to actually be reasonably/realistically sized.

 

[RollForInitiative]

Whether I agree or not, I support the direct and forthright nature of his stance.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

Can't a man enjoy the headlights And the trunk of a Car Woman?!

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Well he's wrong I don't care about tits and no I'm not focused on butoxes either. Oh well hopefully they didn't give up any thing for this "accomplishment".