Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"

[Yoshemo]

I don't like boobs D: does that mean I can't play ninja? ;_;

 

[Yoshemo]

Well, the politically correct statement would be "Every straight/bi-sexual man loves tits."

But all-in-all, I promote thee to Captain Obvious.

nope! My best friend is bi, and he hates boobs XD

 

[Stormshadow243]

I wonder if being this honest about anything is going to blow people's minds.

 

[CargoHold]

Honestly, the boobage is pretty boring, seeing as they're something that the majority of women have. I tend to look for factors that separate people from others.

Sexy, sexy polydactyly. Aw yeah.

marry me

That's just one of my many associations!
Baby seal clubbing is so passe.
We smother them.

With boobs.
That are on fire.

I'm sorry, but smothering baby seals with boobs that are on fire... I need you. We're eloping together. We'll move to Alaska to live with the seals. No one will ever find our collection of disembodied hands there.

Also, I have a thing for guys with a long torso and a nice waist. Necks are important too. Boobs on a man, less so. Extra digits are a bonus.

WTF AM I SAYING I DON'T KNOW.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I am a man. I like tits. I don't like YOUR tits sir. Your tits are oversized, rubbery, and make me feel EMBARASSED to like tits. You've made me feel embarassed for liking tits, happy?

Someone take the franchise away from these goddamned morons and put it back on track.

I agree with this bloke.

The game is called Ninja Gaiden, where does tits come into it (there isn't even a t )?

I wish I knew where Team Ninja got it from, NONE of the original Ninja Gaidens had rubbery tits. There was a girl love interest, but she was rather pixieish. And she died in the third game.

While we're at it, can we get back the cool music, the fire level, and the cool enemy/boss designs that don't come out of some japanese anime? The first Ninja gaidan had giant tarantula's, gargoyles, other Ninja's, and friggin HAWKS!

I leave you with a happy note.

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Back when this shit was great. Look at that, you can't top that shit, not with the modern version son.

 

[MercurySteam]

"Every Man Loves Tits"

Nothing could be closer to the truth.

 

[ucciolord1]

Honesty. Love it.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Good for Mr. Hayashi. More boobs on the double!

 

[Squilookle]

Every boy likes tits, every man should be above simple titillation.

Pretty much sums up my thoughts too. Liking tits is one thing, but realising what having a game with such a crass feature says about you as a gamer and a person is something else entirely.

 

[rex922]

wow simple and honest
still its the truth

 

[Elurindel]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

My girlfriend has gay friends that love tits. Trust me, breasts are pretty much a universal love.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Well, in truth, we as men, like boobs. However making the games selling point "OMFG LOOK THIS WOMAN HAS BIG KNOCKERS AND A SKIMPY OUTFIT BUY OUR GAME!!!" is just insulting to our inteligence. I'm not gonna buy this game, if I wanted a boner I'd get a porn mag or to a site that has those type of pictures (firewall condoms are required for protection). I play games to have fun because I'm bored not horny.

 

[RelexCryo]

Well, you have to admire the boobs fact that they know what they're doing, and aren't just hiding behind corporate bullshit.

My feelings exactly

 

[Slayer_2]

Just because we may like boobs does not mean we want virtual tits shoved in our face when we are trying to enjoy a game. Good thing I didn't like Ninja Gaiden or I might be a bit disappointed by the companies "lots of tits = a good game" approach.

 

[axnxgxixe]

Well, if nothing else, at least they're honest.