18+ porn question

[Colour Scientist]

This is the best thread ever.

I am in love with this thread.

I would fuck it.

It would be a hentai.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

I wish I could help, but your scene doesn't seem to have tentacles and shit.

 

[tippy2k2]

This is the best thread ever.

I am in love with this thread.

I would fuck it.

It would be a hentai.

Second.

OT: See, after years and years and years and years of careful study and research, I have created the ultimate porno:

Scene: It's late. A lady with gigantic boobies is sitting on the couch with a look of worry on her face.

*Knock Knock Knock goes the door

The chesty lady walks to the door and opens it to see a pizza man

Pizza Man: "I have a...Extra Large Sausage here for Chesty McBoobs"

Chesty McBoobs: "That sounds wonderful. Unfortunately, I can't find my wallet. Isn't there any OTHER way I could pay?"

Pizza Man: "I've got an idea..."

They hump

-End Scene-

See, it's brilliant because the twist is that the "extra large sausage" is his penis. I know, your mind is blown, isn't it?

 

[Barbas]

Now, now, now...let me see here. Is it Hentai Babe Slurps And Titty? No? Hmm. What about this one - Risque Hentai Broad With A Prosti Crack?

Hrrrmmm...I think we may need Google.

Thank you

No, mister Potter...thank you.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Ah yes, I'm particularly knowledgeable in this field. I believe the particular title you may be looking for is Super Saucy Sauna Senpai Sluts 69

Seriously though I have no fucking idea, but I also love this thread. Tad disappointed the picture didn't show up though.

 

[Parasondox]

Wow, ERM... let me check my library.

Sorry my hentai section is just out dated since 2010. You sure it's hentai? It seems too... normal, what you described.

 

[natenate95]

To avoid future legal/reputable ramifications, I'll abstain from any relevant knowledge or recollections of viewing this thread.

 

[Sassafrass]

...
See, the moment I think about leaving the site, shit like this pops up and drags me away from the horrors.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is the best thread ever.

I am in love with this thread.

I would fuck it.

It would be a hentai.

Someone is going to draw it now. This thread the hentai. It'll be worth thousands of dollars in twenty years as the most obscure and hot piece of erotica on the web. GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR PEOPLE!

 

[Link90]

Ok my bad i should have stated she has big tits the vid on drtuber is called "big titted hentai babe gets figered and fucked" with out the quotes

 

[chadachada123]

See, most people don't know this, because it was filmed in a Western-style neighborhood, but Backdoor Sluts Nine was actually filmed in Japan, and even got a hentai adaptation. I know this because reasons. This might be what you're looking for.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Is it bad that my only thought on reading this was

"...as opposed to what? 18 and under porn? Sounds watchlist-worthy."

 

[Parasondox]

Ok my bad i should have stated she has big tits the vid on drtuber is called "big titted hentai babe gets figered and fucked" with out the quotes

Well that narrows it down. Seeing as I am using an UK IP address to message you and for some reason our government hates porn, I just need to make clear;

I do not have or know of any pornographic materials. No female ejaculation, no face sitting, no penetration, no nothing. Porn is bad, government good.

Nailed it.