This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

[John Funk]

This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

The trailer for this erotic Japanese RPG isn't the single best one I've ever seen, but it's the most honest. Oh, and it's actually coming out in English, too.

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When it comes to trailers for Japanese porn games (or eroge), My Girlfriend Is the President [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/95937-This-Is-the-Best-Trailer-for-a-Japanese-Porn-Game-Ever] still takes the top spot, but the above trailer for Record of Agarest War is up there, too... if only for virtue of its honesty.

"Sure," the trailer says, "We've got a fun-looking JRPG here with the standard evil villain, noble hero, and all of that cliche crap, but you're really here for the tits, aren't you? Aren't you?!" It's like the game is made by Team Ninja or something [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/95221-Ninja-Gaiden-Sigma-2-Director-Every-Man-Loves-Tits].

Truly, the people making this trailer know their audience. People will play Record of the Agarest War because they want to see the buxom females telling the virile male lead how they want to feel him from the inside. And I really just creeped myself out there. I think I need to go take a shower.

Of course, judging how one of the images seems to be censoring the bottom half of a towel, maybe there won't be all that much to see after all.

Record of Agarest War is out on the PS3 via PlayStation Network next year, pervs.

(Thanks [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718], plastic_window!)

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[HardRockSamurai]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

And just a heads up to all you pervs out there, there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

 

[hazabaza1]

Hey, I was just reading a thread about this!
To repeat my feelings, this looks awful. The battle system looks just... bad, and the everything else is just plain dumb.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Katherine Kerensky]

What the hell?
Some of that made me laugh, but seriously, what the hell?
And it's funny that it censored the towel...
sorry, I need to go guffaw in a corner...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

Not allowed to do that because News posts are on a timer to check for errors. I get told off about it frequently.

OT: That was the funniest game trailer I've ever seen.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

This is the weirdest trailer I've seen in my entire life. And the music sounds like it was written by Joe Satriani (which is actually pretty awesome).

 

[John Funk]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

And just a heads up to all you pervs out there, there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

Since I thanked the guy at the bottom of the post, you might almost think that I knew that already...

Occasionally we do find out about funny news stories from the forums. This was one of those times.

 

[Murlin]

there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

talking out of experience?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

Not allowed to do that because New posts are on a timer to check for errors.

I know. Actually, I think a lot of Escapists spend the majority of their time trying to/accidentally NINA-ing the actual News posters. It's wierd.

I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Its the music that really made me giggle. Bom Chicka wow wow!

 

[Swaki]

HA! that was awesome, so awesome i almost wanna buy it, just to show support to creative, fresh and funny advertising, same reason i pre-purchased Dantes inferno.

also, its a jrpg and a porn game, something about double negatives and minus times minus comes to mind, ill wait for a community review before making up my mind, and while i wait ill watch the commercial again.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Fnorking awesome!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

Since I thanked the guy at the bottom of the post, you might almost think that I knew that already...

Occasionally we do find out about funny news stories from the forums. This was one of those times.

Oops. I missed that. My bad.

 

[z121231211]

That is truly the best trailer ever.

Also, I think the blurring is removable in the game itself.
[sub]Hopefully[/sub]

EDIT:

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

Read the bottom of the post.
The thank you

From what I know about Japanese Censorship laws (they may have changed) everything has to be blurred, even if it's intended to be porn. Of course people will mod it to leave out the censors.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

this is waaaaay better than my girlfriend the president.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Dude, a user beat you to it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.164718]

Not allowed to do that because New posts are on a timer to check for errors.

I know. Actually, I think a lot of Escapists spend the majority of their time trying to/accidentally NINA-ing the actual News posters. It's wierd.

I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

And now for the important question, do Kotaku get the trailers sent to them, or do they have very sticky keyboards?

 

[LTK_70]

Perverts.

(I'm going to need a PS3 quickly...)

 

[Grigori361]

That music was so Grade F&*king A , I love it that was So funny.