This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

[CloggedDonkey]

Also that face from the guy with the tattooed chest was priceless towards the beginning.

that is actually the oxford English dictionary's definition for the LOLWUT face.

but anyway, this is funny as hell, and I have a feeling that if I listen to queens don't stop me now during it, I could not stop laughing. it is a fact, proven by SCIENCE!

 

[Milkman Dan]

Why is this called a porn game? It's rated 15 and up in Japan. It'll have about as much porn as Devil May Cry and Soul Calibur.

 

[Georgeman]

Why is this called a porn game? It's rated 15 and up in Japan. It'll have about as much porn as Devil May Cry and Soul Calibur.

It's actually rated 12 on Europe. And I have to laugh at the towel censorship. Still, it was a nice change from the usual boring trailers, so props to that?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Wow, I wanna see how much this sells

 

[Ironwampa]

How good do these eroge tend to be?

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

I laughed my head off the the video, purely cos of the music that was play // Like an undated version of old 70/80's porn music

-M

 

[Kailias]

At first I was really afraid to even watch this trailer, but I'm glad I did. That was the stupidest trailer I've seen in awhile, but why did I have to be 18 to view it? Everything was totally censored. (Even the towel! XD) Why censor random clevage? It didn't even show anything in the first place!

Props go to the people who made the trailer just for the funny music and stupid humor. (I do have a PS3 so...)

 

[GloatingSwine]

How good do these eroge tend to be?

This isn't really an eroge. It's a standard strat-RPG with some not-actually-naughty pictures in the cutscenes.

Most eroge are rubbish.

 

[Grayjack]

lucky me, I own a PS3! Now I ju8st have to play it when my parents aren't home.

 

[Jou]

It is funny that it is only marketed like this to western audiences. It is actually a Final Fantasy Tactics style game. I played the demo a while back when it was on the Japanese PSN. The game was pretty fun if you like FFT and has some of its own little tricks. Go watch the actual gameplay trailer. Also the sex in this makes new allies if you spawn a kid. It is an interesting concept, and by no means an eroge. Basically if you think this is eroge, then you are calling Dragon Age an eroge.

 

[Aesir23]

You can buy eroge on PSN?

That's a scary thought.

 

[Eric the Orange]

I always thought it was weird when gameplay aspects are put in porn games. It's like, "hey man I just need something to wank to, I don't want to have to find 10 knoll eyes for you before you take your cloths off".

 

[skeanthu]

Dig that music

 

[OmegaXIII]

Hey, at least it means there is no chance for hetai-artists or fan-fic writers to then ruin anything as is normally canon for JRPGs. I can just imagine the publisher issuing a middle finger and saying "Hah! Beat you to it!"

 

[Viruzzo]

Well, that was weird. Great music though.
PS: has anybody else noticed that "coming soon" is written in two different font sizes? Guess which word has the larger one...

 

[NeutralDrow]

Gotta admit, I do find it funny, even though I'm way too far gone with normal eroge to find it anything more.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Quite a clever gimmick if you ask me.

Albeit not exactly a new one. Phantasy Star III did the same thing fifteen years ago.

 

[Sonicron]

Wow... you sure as hell didn't lie when you said the trailer was honest, Funk. xD