"Legendary" WoW Beer Steins Are Absolutely Nuts

John Funk

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"Legendary" WoW Beer Steins Are Absolutely Nuts



In case you didn't think the World of Warcraft [http://www.amazon.com/World-Warcraft-Pc/dp/B000067FDW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1278969746&sr=1-3] commemorative beer steins were ridiculous enough already, the "Legendary" editions may change your mind.

It really would have been nice to be in the meeting where the people in charge of merchandising at Blizzard decided to go with commemorative beer steins to market to the World of Warcraft devotees. The reasoning does seem to elude me - what discussion could have possibly led to that? "Well, we could offer commemorative plates, but we find that our subscribers really love beer, so let's go with the steins instead!"

Whatever their reasoning, it turns out that the steins were actually kind of cool, and come in barely make out in the top-right corner [http://www.3point.com/Taverncraft/default.aspx?productline=warcraftsteins] behind the giant robot.

But in case you didn't think that the "Epic" edition steins were over-the-top enough, Blizzard has just introduced the "Legendary" editions thereof to go on sale March 2010. For the moment, there are only Legendary versions of the original Horde and Alliance steins, but that may change in the future. The artwork seems the same, which unfortunately means that the Horde one still looks way cooler than the Alliance one ... so what makes it Legendary? What makes it $100 more expensive than the normal editions?

Well, only 999 of each stein will be produced, for one. For another, they'll all be hand-signed by Blizzard artists: The Alliance gets Glenn Rane, and the Horde gets the legendary Samwise Didier - clear Horde favoritism once more. But perhaps the most extravagant part of all is that instead of a pewter lid and plating like the Epic steins, the Legendary versions are trading that boring gray metal in for 18k gold.

Yes, you heard me right: These steins have 18k gold lids and trim. Which would go a long way into explaining the $189.99 price, I believe - and yet, you just know that there are some fans who would pay that price in an instant for such a limited edition collectible.

On the one hand, these are pretty cool. On the other, I already have a Horde stein and sure as hell ain't shelling out for the "derpity derp" characters on the Alliance one. Plus, I have better things to spend $175 on - like giant robot figurines.

I'm going to pass on these for now, but if any of you want to try your hand at getting one, go right ahead. Supplies are pretty damn limited, and Warcraft fans can be pretty damn crazy.

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Simalacrum

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wooooooowww....

Its soo pweeetteh... I wants one...

...but I can't affords one D':
 

Aedes

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Wow... I'm not a fan at all. Yet, I would like to have one.
They sure look pretty. A little fancy but pretty.
 

Batfred

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It needs a slightly funny shaped lip so that when you go to drink it you spill some down your magnificent dwarven beard. A good stein should be designed for quaffing.
 

Amnestic

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LewsTherin said:
What's its plus to STA?
-20 STA
-20 AGI
-20 INT
+500 SPI

Clearly.

John Funk said:
that you can barely make out in the top-right corner [http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/galleries/display/61/61676.jpg] behind the giant robot.
What's the mech standing between the Astray and Freedom, out of interest?
 

Erana

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So....
Does anyone actually use them for beer? How do you clean them properly, with all those nooks 'n crannnies?
 

John Funk

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Amnestic said:
LewsTherin said:
What's its plus to STA?
-20 STA
-20 AGI
-20 INT
+500 SPI

Clearly.

John Funk said:
that you can barely make out in the top-right corner [http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/galleries/display/61/61676.jpg] behind the giant robot.
What's the mech standing between the Astray and Freedom, out of interest?
It's the Kampfer! Lrn20080, man.
 

Amnestic

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Erana said:
So....
Does anyone actually use them for beer? How do you clean them properly, with all those nooks 'n crannnies?
Hire young Chinese goldfarmers children to clean them for you. Their tiny hands can get into any nook 'n' cranny :p

LewsTherin said:
Amnestic said:
LewsTherin said:
What's its plus to STA?
-20 STA
-20 AGI
-20 INT
+500 SPI

Clearly.
So, not as much meant for tanking as for getting tanked...
Indeedy do.

John Funk said:
It's the Kampfer! Lrn20080, man.
I can name the rest of them. :'(
 

Beltaine

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Almost tempted to buy one just to put on Ebay once they're sold out.

WoW players will pay stupid money for things they can't get anymore.
 

Smudge91

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:O oh wow just WoW. Although it does look a tad plastic to me. I still want one though.